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  1. 13 others Black Belt

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    Yeah, you.

    Anytime you need me I'm here. And when I'm here that means you need me. You got this, buddy. I'm rooting for you as if you're my internet son and I'm your internet dad. I love you my digital son. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. I remember becoming your internet dad like it was yesterday.. wait, it was yesterday and you're me and I'm you. Ahhh!
     
  2. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    No thanks.
     
  3. Dilan Cummingsworth Banned Banned

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  4. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    This is what a person would say before inappropriately touching someone.
     
  5. elreece Black Belt

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    TS sounds like he touch's children.
     
  6. rj144 Gold Belt

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    You still at your parent's house?
     
  7. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    Who are you addressing, sir?
     
  8. Snackbar Purple Belt

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    I'm picturing your AV giving me this pick me up when I'm on peyote.
     
  9. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    I know you. You give me the most satisfaction when you like one of my posts.
     
  10. JinKazama Silver Belt

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    great a brony
     
  11. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    <6>
     
  12. Blayt7hh Steel Belt

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    You guys know what makes this weirder? He’s into father/stepson porn :eek:
     
  13. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    He touched me!


    And not with teh jab!
     
  14. smooth assassin Black Belt

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    Isn’t this a violation of your parole ?
     
  15. Simian Raticus Sicker than your average.

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  16. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    Is that what your grandma usually says to you Mark?
     
  17. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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    Somebody lose an AV bet?
     
  18. GoshiShun17 Red Belt

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    As tempting as your offer sounds, your AV makes it all the more....suspicious.
     
  19. dildos Titanium Belt

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    He didn’t even jab you in the dick?
     
  20. dildos Titanium Belt

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    He didn’t.
     

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