im going to Dicks today

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I bought a paintball gun and went to The Academy here in missouri and was going to buy a co2 tank and box of paintballs and i stood around for an hour and they couldnt even find the employee that was supposed to fill the tank. i left and told them defiantly i was just going to walmart. aparently wally world doesnt sell paintball stuff anymore.

i just want to give someone money for paintballs and a filled co2 tank. will someone please take my money?
 
There are two Dicks near me
 
probably depends on the manager that runs it and whether they bother to hire employees that know some shit.

i went to one near me once to buy golf clubs. the guy didn't even know what the fuck golf was or where the golf section was. i asked a second guy about different drivers and he had no fucking idea what i was talking about.

i used to go to a golf store where this old dude ran it and they fuckin knew everything. i bought 2 lob wedges from them based on their advice and they are my favorite fuckin clubs ever (my golf courses are hilly as fuck and full of sand traps where i need a high loft but without knocking it fucking 80+ yards). but they apparently got run out of business by dick's and walmarts, and now that dogshit is all that's left.
 
I went to a yogurt shop to get my niece a cup of yogurt. We filled the cup with her yogurt of choice and toppings-a-plenty. We got to the cashier, a young teenage girl who seemed nervous.

She mashed buttons on the register for a oddly long time before finally looking up at me and admitting she didn’t know how to work the register. We just stared at each other blankly for a few beats and then I said, “No problem. Can you get your supervisor to help you?” And she said, “I’m working alone today.”

Then we stared at each other blankly for another few beats and I said, “Sooo, what do we do?”

And she said, “You can just leave your yogurt on the counter and I’ll take care of it for you.”

Then I stared at her for a few beats, and then pushed my nieces yogurt over to her and left. I’ve often wondered, did she spend the rest of that day just telling people she couldn’t work the register?

P.S. I did get my niece yogurt at another place soon after.
 
NHB7 said:
I went to a yogurt shop to get my niece a cup of yogurt. We filled the cup with her yogurt of choice and toppings-a-plenty. We got to the cashier, a young teenage girl who seemed nervous.

She mashed buttons on the register for a oddly long time before finally looking up at me and admitting she didn’t know how to work the register. We just stared at each other blankly for a few beats and then I said, “No problem. Can you get your supervisor to help you?” And she said, “I’m working alone today.”

Then we stared at each other blankly for another few beats and I said, “Sooo, what do we do?”

And she said, “You can just leave your yogurt on the counter and I’ll taje care of it for you.”

Then I stared at her for a few beats, and then pushed my nieces yogurt over to her and left. I’ve often wondered, did she spend the rest of that day just telling people she couldn’t work the register?

P.S. I did get my niece yogurt at another place soon after.
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Did you get that girl's number?

Hairrow said:
Run
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Open your mouth or hide under a sneeze guard
 
did you enjoy your dicks experience? did you get the balls you wanted?
 
Did dicks fill ur tank fam? I hope they also took care of your balls.
 
If Staples sells Staples, what does Dicks sell?
 
NHB7 said:
I went to a yogurt shop to get my niece a cup of yogurt. We filled the cup with her yogurt of choice and toppings-a-plenty. We got to the cashier, a young teenage girl who seemed nervous.

She mashed buttons on the register for a oddly long time before finally looking up at me and admitting she didn’t know how to work the register. We just stared at each other blankly for a few beats and then I said, “No problem. Can you get your supervisor to help you?” And she said, “I’m working alone today.”

Then we stared at each other blankly for another few beats and I said, “Sooo, what do we do?”

And she said, “You can just leave your yogurt on the counter and I’ll take care of it for you.”

Then I stared at her for a few beats, and then pushed my nieces yogurt over to her and left. I’ve often wondered, did she spend the rest of that day just telling people she couldn’t work the register?

P.S. I did get my niece yogurt at another place soon after.
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Dumb broad should've just pocketed your money. Who would know?
 
You're going to do what with them?

"I'm going to _______ dicks today."

I think you left out a word in your title.
 
We know you like Dicks and you just want to pay someone for balls. No need to make a thread about it.
 
DynamicLoosener said:
I bought a paintball gun and went to The Academy here in missouri and was going to buy a co2 tank and box of paintballs and i stood around for an hour and they couldnt even find the employee that was supposed to fill the tank. i left and told them defiantly i was just going to walmart. aparently wally world doesnt sell paintball stuff anymore.

i just want to give someone money for paintballs and a filled co2 tank. will someone please take my money?
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