I'm craving a box of dirty old store bought, no name brand fried chicken

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    I don't know why... but I'm craving fried chicken. But not good fried chicken from take out or a restaurant or home made fried chicken ... but that really awful store bought, no name brand that just tastes bad and I always burn in the oven - you know, the kind you buy in a box and it doesn't go bad like fresh meat - it could be on the shelf for years

    ... maybe I'm depressed
     
  2. Hatestorm

    Hatestorm P4P Hottest Smelling Avatar

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    I made southern fried chicken recently. Tasted pretty authentic.
     
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  3. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares

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    No idea what you're talking about
     
  4. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    deep down what this represents is your desire to fuck a dirty used up milf with big saggy titties and very high mileage pussy u can use and abuse. both situations are a result of wanting to do soemthing unhealthy but that feels good. Your probably mad at your significant other, and feel like cutting loose for a bit.
     
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    I don't know where you are TS so I can't recommend any chicken joints. As a rule of thumb, if you pass by an old roadside shack that's dishing out yardbird, you probably can't go wrong.

    It may or may not be that ol' dirty-dirty that you're craving but it should scratch the itch.

    Good luck!
     
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  6. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    Do you know how long you're going to have to crab walk to get rid of that?!?!???
     
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  7. Rhood

    Rhood Gold Belt

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    Here ya go m8

    Boxed Chicken
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    FacePunch Banned Banned

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    Now I'm depressed.




    Do you like fish sticks?
     
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  9. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    I've never been THAT depressed
     
  10. cabear

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    if there's a chester chicken around you, there's that.
     
  11. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    No, no. Sigh. The no name grocery store brand like this:

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    Good ole ghetto style home cooking. Good eating in that box.
     
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    Persuadertron naw son

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    If you do make sure it's dark meat only so the budget chicken dinner don't completely suck.
     
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    Super market fried chicken is actually pretty good.
     
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    but youve been working so hard with your fatbit
     
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  16. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    don't worry, I'll get lots of steps back and forth to bathroom
     
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  18. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    Oh shit, that's much more high class than what I was thining of but it got me salavating
     
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    Chicken, flour, salt, pepper, dried herbs, paprika, turmeric, oil, hot oven.
     
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    Like the kind you see in gas stations?? I always wondered who bought that.
     
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