I'm brazilian, ask me anything

So this is my version of this type of post, go on sherdog

 

So does it itch when your pubes grow back?

 

I think it depends of the person, for me not really

 

Do you wish death upon all foreign fighters that come there to fight Brazilian fighters?

 

Is your mother hot?

we’ll need photos for reference.

 

are you required by law to be brazilian waxed at all times?

 

No, she's a 50years old lady, when she was young... Not really

 

Why do you hate trees?

 

are you Brazilian?

 

I've heard all of your women:

A) Do anal
B) Have AIDS

please advise.

 

No but its quite comon and "cultural"

 

Riddle me this, brazuca, why does your asado suck ass?

 

would you approve to change the name of the country to The Zilian, get lit homie that'd be fire dog

 

I love trees

 

Is dog fighting and other non-human cock fighting sports legal?

Could a white dude with cash move there and bang hot chicks all the time without getting kidnapped or murdered?

 

Was it you who fed a carrot to a bus?

 

I never had argentinian assado but i believe its better, still i belive ours is better than the american one, also the assado from south brazil is basically the same as the argentinian one

 

Can Acai replace hard work and good genetics?

 

This is going well.

Is RDJ really as beautiful as photos make it look?