Im Back, Mayberry.

Not that I expect many of you to give a shit (as Im sure there are a lot of new faces around here since my hiatus), but the last few months have been a real rollercoaster ride and perhaps the most trying of my entire life.

Last July (just days after my 2nd wedding anniversary), my wife dropped the bomb on me that she was no longer in love with me and wanted a separation. She had several reasons that she had lost feelings for me, but for whatever reason had decided to keep them all bottled up rather than communicating them to me in an effort to resolve them. She even brought up the fact that I was on "that stupid fucking Sherdog website" all the time as one of the many things that she could no longer stand about me.

After 2-3 weeks of trying to find a way to make it work (I suggested counseling and many other things, which she had no interest in), I moved out. We filed for divorce shortly after. I found out shortly after that she had been cheating on me for quite some time with her baby-daddy that she supposedly hated.

I have been so damn busy since then that I have not really had any time to post or even log on to Sherdog. I have had a lot of thread-worthy shit happen to me during these last few months, some of which include the whole rat-race of trying to find a new place to live, totalling my car, winning the Super Bowl in one of my fantasy football leagues, getting to the Super Bowl in the Sherdog fantasy league, using Match.com to get laid by a cougar that is 10+ years my age, buying a new car, and committing what surely would have been a felonious assault (had I been caught) on a certain individual who thought it wise to rob my cousin at gunpoint.

Although I am not sure how many of you care (or even remember me), I thought it would be good to make a new thread to let those who do know just exactly where the hell I have been and to just get back into the groove of shooting the shit with my fellow Mayberrians.

So, any questions you have, details you want, or just general discussion you would be interested in having with me, now is the time and this is the thread.

Its good to be back. Ive missed this site. :p
Wle mone bqck+
 
This is infinitely more entertaining than talking about movies all day.

What has this place become?
 
Not that I expect many of you to give a shit (as Im sure there are a lot of new faces around here since my hiatus), but the last few months have been a real rollercoaster ride and perhaps the most trying of my entire life.

Last July (just days after my 2nd wedding anniversary), my wife dropped the bomb on me that she was no longer in love with me and wanted a separation. She had several reasons that she had lost feelings for me, but for whatever reason had decided to keep them all bottled up rather than communicating them to me in an effort to resolve them. She even brought up the fact that I was on "that stupid fucking Sherdog website" all the time as one of the many things that she could no longer stand about me.

After 2-3 weeks of trying to find a way to make it work (I suggested counseling and many other things, which she had no interest in), I moved out. We filed for divorce shortly after. I found out shortly after that she had been cheating on me for quite some time with her baby-daddy that she supposedly hated.

I have been so damn busy since then that I have not really had any time to post or even log on to Sherdog. I have had a lot of thread-worthy shit happen to me during these last few months, some of which include the whole rat-race of trying to find a new place to live, totalling my car, winning the Super Bowl in one of my fantasy football leagues, getting to the Super Bowl in the Sherdog fantasy league, using Match.com to get laid by a cougar that is 10+ years my age, buying a new car, and committing what surely would have been a felonious assault (had I been caught) on a certain individual who thought it wise to rob my cousin at gunpoint.

Although I am not sure how many of you care (or even remember me), I thought it would be good to make a new thread to let those who do know just exactly where the hell I have been and to just get back into the groove of shooting the shit with my fellow Mayberrians.

So, any questions you have, details you want, or just general discussion you would be interested in having with me, now is the time and this is the thread.

Its good to be back. Ive missed this site. :p
Wait... you married a single mother? ...dude.
 
11 year old thread. Any other necro bumps that you all can recall recently that tops that?

Last year or the year before there was a 12 or 13 year old thread bumped lol.
I was like, who the fuck is this...then seen the year lol
 
Fucking necro threads. Who was your girlfriend, Cleopatra?
 
Still remember TS. Just like I remember Jay Pan Rokk, Smasheroffaces, Pillbox Joe, Jigga, Nchage, KicdaKitty and Crocoppertones.
 

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