Im Back, Mayberry.

Welcome back.

I'm new, so we haven't met. I'm sorry to hear of all your troubles, but glad to hear that you have been rebuilding your life since your absence.
 
1. BITCH!
2. Glad to see you're on the positive side of things.
 
^Salon.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I am utterly insane?

(By the way, I found the time to actually read American Psycho. Good book.)
 
**wife sites Sherdog as reason for break-up**

**returns to sherdog within a few weeks**
 
Not that I expect many of you to give a shit (as Im sure there are a lot of new faces around here since my hiatus), but the last few months have been a real rollercoaster ride and perhaps the most trying of my entire life.

Last July (just days after my 2nd wedding anniversary), my wife dropped the bomb on me that she was no longer in love with me and wanted a separation. She had several reasons that she had lost feelings for me, but for whatever reason had decided to keep them all bottled up rather than communicating them to me in an effort to resolve them. She even brought up the fact that I was on "that stupid fucking Sherdog website" all the time as one of the many things that she could no longer stand about me.

After 2-3 weeks of trying to find a way to make it work (I suggested counseling and many other things, which she had no interest in), I moved out. We filed for divorce shortly after. I found out shortly after that she had been cheating on me for quite some time with her baby-daddy that she supposedly hated.

I have been so damn busy since then that I have not really had any time to post or even log on to Sherdog. I have had a lot of thread-worthy shit happen to me during these last few months, some of which include the whole rat-race of trying to find a new place to live, totalling my car, winning the Super Bowl in one of my fantasy football leagues, getting to the Super Bowl in the Sherdog fantasy league, using Match.com to get laid by a cougar that is 10+ years my age, buying a new car, and committing what surely would have been a felonious assault (had I been caught) on a certain individual who thought it wise to rob my cousin at gunpoint.

Although I am not sure how many of you care (or even remember me), I thought it would be good to make a new thread to let those who do know just exactly where the hell I have been and to just get back into the groove of shooting the shit with my fellow Mayberrians.

So, any questions you have, details you want, or just general discussion you would be interested in having with me, now is the time and this is the thread.

Its good to be back. Ive missed this site. :p

Sorry to hear about the woman, although it sounds like things are already looking up, especially because I can't condone being with someone that is going to drop the stupid sherdog site line. That's going too far. lol
 
Has there been any significant bans or mod changes lately?

New round of movie battles.

We found out the origin of where Dragonlordxxxx came from.

Bullitt hates the wire.

People started a club where they lie about not fapping.

JMac is officially the nicest poster on SD.

Petey is winning as best Mod

Lot's of people need advice on relationships and will be receiving iPads shortly.

BJPENN4THEWIN showed up after lurking for years and is whoring it up like a boss.

Dmitry posted a video of his NFL tryout. Expect him to be the next RGIIII

Cintauro and Ravden have managed to stay off Megan's Law

PolishHeadlock is the best new poster
 
Guarantee the bitch is lurking this thread
 
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