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I'm at the barber shop and this kid is playing this chipmunk game on his phone with the volume loud

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  1. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    And he's retarted. He's probably about 9 or 10 years old. I was about to say something to him as the Alvin and the Chipmunk voices are kind of irritating, then he started laughing and making jiberish noises.

    I'll give him a pass here, but his mom should have brought some head phones for him. I'm glad I didn't say anything though, because I would have felt bad scolding a retarded kid.
     
  2. Ponyo Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Should have punched him in the chest.
     
  4. Jballer Red Belt

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    Good thread. Really makes you think.
     
  5. KhabibTheBeagle Silver Belt

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    Should've filled the room with teh jab
     
  6. Dolomite Red Belt

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    They done feel no pain.
     
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    I had a shrimp burrito at lunch today..
    The salsa wasn't that hot, but meh.

    Thought i'd mention it since this thread is about random shit no one cares about.


    <{pranko}> .
     
  8. RogerTheAlien Purple Belt

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    Dear diary....
     
  9. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Know what drives me insane?

    People who listen to music super loud on their phones and don't bother using earphones.

    You should be allowed to throat punch people like that.
     
  10. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Slap the kid and his mom.
     
  11. RetiredSlave Silver Belt

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    The kid would want you to treat him the same way as everyone else. Dickishly. Naw jk, good on ya for leaving the little fella to his devices.
     
  12. weed ベルセルク

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    At least you didn't punch him in the face over a slice of pizza.
     
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  14. A.A. Riggs Musta Caught Herself by Surprise

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    Better than the entire BARBERSHOP franchise. Would read again next Christmas every Christmas.
     
  15. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    should've asked to see the phone and then smashed it on the ground
     
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    or touched penises at least
     
  17. choke you strangulation belt

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    You're probably sherdoggin pretty loud. Tit for tat
     
  18. Zer Steel Belt

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    If you smack him hard enough you might unretard him bro
     
  19. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    TS is lucky. The kid's retarded act was a ruse. He is a trained karateka who goes around town acting super annoying, hoping to start some shit so he can test his karate skills.

    Then he goes home to fuck your girlfriend
     

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