I'm at the barber shop and this kid is playing this chipmunk game on his phone with the volume loud

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  1. Steve-French

    Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    And he's retarted. He's probably about 9 or 10 years old. I was about to say something to him as the Alvin and the Chipmunk voices are kind of irritating, then he started laughing and making jiberish noises.

    I'll give him a pass here, but his mom should have brought some head phones for him. I'm glad I didn't say anything though, because I would have felt bad scolding a retarded kid.
     
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    Should have punched him in the chest.
     
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    Good thread. Really makes you think.
     
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    Should've filled the room with teh jab
     
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    They done feel no pain.
     
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    I had a shrimp burrito at lunch today..
    The salsa wasn't that hot, but meh.

    Thought i'd mention it since this thread is about random shit no one cares about.


    <{pranko}> .
     
  8. RogerTheAlien

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    Dear diary....
     
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    Know what drives me insane?

    People who listen to music super loud on their phones and don't bother using earphones.

    You should be allowed to throat punch people like that.
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Slap the kid and his mom.
     
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    The kid would want you to treat him the same way as everyone else. Dickishly. Naw jk, good on ya for leaving the little fella to his devices.
     
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    At least you didn't punch him in the face over a slice of pizza.
     
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    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Better than the entire BARBERSHOP franchise. Would read again next Christmas every Christmas.
     
  15. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    should've asked to see the phone and then smashed it on the ground
     
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    or touched penises at least
     
  17. choke you

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    You're probably sherdoggin pretty loud. Tit for tat
     
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  18. Zer

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    If you smack him hard enough you might unretard him bro
     
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    TS is lucky. The kid's retarded act was a ruse. He is a trained karateka who goes around town acting super annoying, hoping to start some shit so he can test his karate skills.

    Then he goes home to fuck your girlfriend
     

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