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[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Look at m7e I always knew I was pri etty this is the second time a wild bird let me hold it I'm a Disney hprincess yay

 

[Horse Style]

Good for you, bro. Don't let anyone ever tell you it's too early on a Sunday to drink

 

[BOOM! ROASTED!]

 

[90 50]

 

[EyeOfNewt]

Look at m7e I always knew I was priView attachment 616301 etty this is the second time a wild bird let me hold it I'm a Disney hprincess yay

those look like child fingers lol. are you 5 or something

 

[genecop]

Cool, you clearly got da touch..

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

those look like child fingers lol. are you 5 or something

It's my childlike feature s that make wildlikfe feel safe around me

 

[Alphaboy]

Gangbang 7 dudes with dwarfism and solidify your status.

 

[90 50]

 

[EyeOfNewt]

It's my childlike feature s that make wildlikfe feel safe around me

i need you to come fish wth me

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

View attachment 616301 this is the second time a wild bird let me hold it I'm a Disney hprincess yay

Weird but very cool.

Now try to make friends with forest creatures like bears.
Report back.

 

[rj144]

Your finger length to width ratio is odd. Now I understand why you can't type.

 

[Horse Style]

i need you to come fish wth me

Brokeback Mountain 2: Pride Lake

 

[Curmudgeon]

Good for you, bro. Don't let anyone ever tell you it's too early on a Sunday to drink

I'm drunk and high right now.

 

[Your Salad]

Sausage fingers, would not bang. I dont care if you are a princess.

 

[MikeMcMann]

True story TS.

I was on a second date with a gal about 5 years ago. Took her down to the Edmonton River Valley for a hike. We walked thru an area with lots of birds fluttering around.

Joking exchange:
Her : wow, this is cool, did you arrange it
Me : of course. Only the best for you. I am actually a modern day Dr, Dolittle

I then stick my finger out and do a little bird whistle expecting nothing but a bird flies in instantly and lands on my finger

(like this but, of course, my hand looks far more manly)

Her : OMG, how did you do that?
Me : (shocked it happened but rolling with it) Oh that ain't nothing. I'll show you more tricks this evening.


That night was the first time we f*cked.

That little bird was the best wingman ever!



(it was obvious, in hindsight, that people were bringing seed to that area and had conditioned the birds to come to whistles. I had no clue at the time, but it worked out)

 

[JOE QUEEF]

i need you to come fish wth me

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

True story TS.

I was on a second date with a gal about 5 years ago. Took her down to the Edmonton River Valley for a hike. We walked thru an area with lots of birds fluttering around.

Joking exchange:
Her : wow, this is cool, did you arrange it
Me : of course. Only the best for you. I am actually a modern day Dr, Dolittle

I then stick my finger out and do a little bird whistle expecting nothing but a bird flies in instantly and lands on my finger

(like this but, of course, my hand looks far more manly)

Her : OMG, how did you do that?
Me : (shocked it happened but rolling with it) Oh that ain't nothing. I'll show you more trick this evening.


That night was the first time we f*cked.

That little bird was the best wingman ever!



(it was obvious, in hindsight, that people were bringing seed to that area and had conditioned the birds to come to whistles. I had no clue at the time, but it worked out)

none of this happened

 

[milliniar]

Cool, you clearly got da touch..

You got tha power.

 

[DrDune]

Gatherer hands.