Illegal Technique?

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by dmwalking, Aug 17, 2018.

  1. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    Would it be illegal to grab the glutes of your opponent and pull them apart as if to tear the skin?
     
  2. lts5025

    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    How would you even do that?
     
  3. yetanother

    yetanother Brown Belt

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    Is that supposed to be some deviant sex thing?
     
  4. My2Cents

    My2Cents Purple Belt

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    no man, go for it
     
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  5. Dogstarman

    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Grab the ribs instead.
     
  6. hardbic

    hardbic White Belt

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    I dont know how, but answer on question... for me is legal. I have never heard about any rules forbidden grab the glutes.
    What is not forbidden, is legal.
     
  7. biscuitsbrah

    biscuitsbrah Black Belt

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    Perfectly legal. I like to grab one cheek in each hand and proceed to rip their glutes apart. And while their butthole skin is being slightly torn and they yelp in pain I quickly sink in the rear naked poke for the finish
     
  8. esteven

    esteven Blue Belt

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    It's not illegal in any rules that I've read, but I figure you'll get exactly one use out of it before they update rulebook.
     
  9. esteven

    esteven Blue Belt

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    Between this thread and the Gracie Academy one, it's feeling a lot like Yahoo Answers: Grappling Edition.
     
  10. CFGroup

    CFGroup Green Belt

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    Wow....Slow day around the office?....

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  11. The Sole Survivor

    The Sole Survivor Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Sounds legal... But remember... Dont knee-bahhh

     
  12. Dirty Holt

    Dirty Holt Black Belt Professional Fighter

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    Spreader Shredder
     
  13. DatCutman

    DatCutman Orange Belt

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    We don't talk about the third hook in public.
     
  14. andrewm2211

    andrewm2211 Orange Belt

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    donkey guard pass?
     
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  15. Cappy Goodtime

    Cappy Goodtime Hide yo wife. Hide yo neck.

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    That's how I do my double over half guard pass. Pretty sure I've torn a couple peoples' starfishes.
     
  16. shunyata

    shunyata Red Belt

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    As a submission or as a set up to your oil check?
     
  17. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    LMAO great responses to a total shit post. Thanks for the entertainment.
     
  18. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    Pretty much. I was bored out of my mind.
     
  19. Xuh

    Xuh Red Belt

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    oldschool technique known as the 'goatse'
     
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  20. The rubberband man

    The rubberband man Rubber Belt

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    I'm gonna try this
     

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