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IF you were to make a Frankenstein fighter...

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by BrunswickMAF, Aug 2, 2015.

  1. Bearmode Blue Belt

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    Power - Manhoef
    Hands - TJ
    Legs - Silva, but Aldo's leg kicks (dont want no broken legs)
    Wrestling - Cormier
    BJJ - Werdum
    Cardio - Frankie
    Chin and heart - Nog
    Body - MM


    Imagine seeing MM destroying everyone in HW. Would be the most epic thing ever
     
  2. countswagula Gold Belt

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    Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster
     
  3. BreadnButter Brown Belt

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    Conor - Mouth
    Ronda - Armbar
    Jones - Arms
    Fedor - Brain
    Cro Cop - Legs
    Brock Lesnar - Hands
    Big Nog - Heart
    Bigfoot - Head
    Rockhold - You know
    Overeem - Knees
    Tate - Buttocks
    Couture - Ears
    Vitor - Hair
    Manhoaf - Power
    GSP - Wrestling
    Anderson - Head movement
    Spong - Striking
     
  4. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    No need, I'll take a silverback gorilla over any human Frankenstein weakling any day.
     
  5. UFCFAN18 I got my Brown Belt

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    Dan Henderson's head and chin
    Rampage Jackson's boxing and punching power
    Shogun Rua's kicks
    Matt Hughes wrestling
    Frank Mir's BJJ and limb breaking torque

    I would also add a dash of Frankie Edgars heart, Chris Leben's zombie power and Anderson Silva's accuracy.

    All components of fighters would be from their prime form of course.
     
  6. countswagula Gold Belt

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    What a ridiculous proposition, the silverback would get DQ'd under the unified rules almost immediatelly
     
  7. Fizzee Water Silver Belt

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    How about the worst fighter ever?

    Fight IQ - Pat Barry
    Chin - Jonathan Goulet
    Striking - Matt Hughes
    Heart - Soa Palelei
    Cardio - Feijao
    Grappling - Meathead
     
  8. Troy Nelson Blue Belt

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    /thread altho id replace maia with palhares for the loltastic heel hooks
     
  9. James L on a cloud among many others

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    Striking: Samart, Somrak, & Saenchai

    Wrestling: Sanderson, Abas bros, Wade Schalles, & Rick Sanders.

    JJ: Ribeiro bros, Rolls & Roger Gracie

    Judo: Kano & Yamashita


    & when faced with an opponent unwilling to engage, but they also run when confronted, starts with the clowning of A. Silva, and Genki Sudo, but when they're disrespectful, it's Diaz style time. Followed by apologies during the post fight interview, but then a couple of weeks later when being interviewed alongside his upcoming and "best" challenge, get's caught asking "you still there, pussy?" :D


    I'd like my seemingly invincible hybrid to face El Indestructo :) however, he obviously wins the popularity contest :( & what nickname can top that anyway?
     

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