If you were to choose between an angry silverback and angry grizzly bear?

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  1. mikezismike

    mikezismike Black Belt

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    If you were stuck between an angry Silverback Gorilla or an angry Grizzly Bear.. what animal will you choose not to piss off and do everything to stay away from it?

    The Silverback Gorilla

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    The Grizzly Bear

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  2. Rex Luger

    Rex Luger I can break these cuffs! Platinum Member

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    Doesn't matter, I'd kill both with my bare hands.
     
  3. Mcmoon

    Mcmoon Green Belt

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    Grizzly bear would be the one I would not want to make mad. Not only is it huge but aren't bears the ones that will just eat something alive and don't really bother to kill it outright because nothing really poses a threat to it?
     
  4. gannima

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    Whichever would kill me the fastest
     
  5. MUSTKILL

    MUSTKILL Brown Belt

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    The Grizzly bear is much larger and has more tools to get the job done. The sheer size difference alone doesn't make this a very good matchup.
     
  6. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Do I have Bonds and McGwire with me?
     
  7. Minnja

    Minnja Touch-Butt white belt Platinum Member

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    I'd KO both of those cans with my extensive UFC training. Then I'd drop them some spare Reebok kits onto their unconscious bodies due to feeling bad.
     
  8. SowingSeason

    SowingSeason I'm an active problem. Do something with me.

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    I think i would rather fight a bear.
     
  9. Jermei

    Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Id take one full grown Grizzly Bear over 3 Silverback Gorillas so yeah, give me the Gorilla and ill touch him with my jab.
     
  10. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    does the gorilla have bats?
     
  11. cmw43

    cmw43 Bad Boys Club

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    The bear will start eating you while you're all maimed without even bothering to kill you.

    I've never seen anything about a gorilla killing anyone eva, they're vegetarians as well so less aggressive than say chimps, I think he'd just rough you up a little and teach you a lesson.
     
  12. 2GunTommy

    2GunTommy Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Well the grizzly is bigger and a meat eater so i guess ill go with the silverback. Hard to feel good about that decision though
     
  13. Jermei

    Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Man VS Grizzly fight:
     
  14. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    I'm fairly certain if I timed it right, I could juke out the Grizzly, ala Reggie Bush vs Fresno State or Barry Sanders's entire career. Not so sure about getting the Gorilla w/ the ol okie doke
     
  15. Sharkey

    Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    I'd be more afraid of the gorilla I think. I would think they would be more aggressive towards people. Grizzlies are usually big softies.
     
  16. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    are these regular Gorillas, or the dukes from Congo that were guarding that temple? f those guys
     
  17. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    With prep time?
     
  18. jgarner

    jgarner Red Belt

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    Are you insane? A grizzly can run 35 MPH. You aren't juking a grizzly.
     
  19. RollSonnenRoll

    RollSonnenRoll 2018 PWD Poster of The Year

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    Stand your ground and that gorilla will bitch out

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    Stand your ground with the grizzly and he'll tear you apart anyways.
     
  20. NHB7

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    I'd rather piss off an Silverback. Don't get me wrong, if you tick off either one and they are determined to kill you, they will. But Gorillas by nature are actually very docile. And even when it comes to violence, they will usually posture and do a little performance to intimidate which is the gorilla version of "Come at me Bro." And So long as you take the role of one down and act intimidated and uninterested in accepting the challenge, the Silverback will usually leave it at that. So it is much more likely to walk away unscathed with a silverback.
     

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