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If you were the new owner of the UFC, how would you make sure Ronda, your investment, beats Nunes?

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  1. MMAart Red Belt

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    If you were the new UFC owner, how would you make sure Ronda, your multi-million dollar investment, beats Nunes this Friday?

    List some of the things you would do to make Ronda's image great again?

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  2. Vegesus44 Black Belt

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    Let her do anything she wants, including missing the weigh-ins and not having to do media obligations.
     
  3. Headkicktoleg Titanium Belt

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    I'd have a 16 year old thai boy punch a speed bag so they don't realize it's not ronda
     
  4. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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  6. TheGrouch Shoulda died already

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    Well...Ronda said publicly that she has MAYBE 2 more fights left in her, including this one...so why would I waste my time and resources on her? I would not.
     
  7. cheat toes raising hell

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    pay nunes to take a dive
     
  8. ostlerrage Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    eat the same breakfasts as cyroid wandinadress
     
  9. Tze wrrroooooom!

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    ' Make Ronda great again! But how..??! No! Cannot do it! Oooh, we are so sorry! We could try but not really. She will be a movie star instead! We own the UFC and we can do as we please!!! Ronda... from now on she will be the greatest MOVIE STAR EVER!!! Yes, cause she has more talents acting and we have witnessed it, as we are the talent people! Yes, yes, yes!!! As Diego would say... YES!!! So the plan is... ugh! Sure she will be the movie star from now on. But... we... have... no... roles... for her, thats if we want to make money in the
    movie business! OK, lets try with Leona... a few millions vs. a few huns? Sure let us try! '
    - Tze

    ps. join the revolution of Colon's wins overpaid... yup, sure... real!
    AS REAL AS IT GETSMYASS!!!

    4.2B WORTH!
     
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  10. LoneStalker Black Belt

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    The Tonya Harding treatment is always a possibility, you know....
     
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    If I were the owner, I would sell the company, buy myself an island somewhere, and cut all ties with the modern world. Except maybe internet porn. Yeah, probably.
     
  14. Ronda is done either way I think.
     
  15. Tze wrrroooooom!

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    " Maybe see Ronda performs a BBJ (not sure if that is what I meant but its a Brazilian Jeeoo Jitz) move called Cunaylingoose (sorry for a potential misspelling of the move) on Nunes, while the world watches an R rated show, UFC is... Maybe... In advance, I apologize for the misspelling of a couple of real words depicting MMA phraseology... "
    - Tze
     
  16. thobra Red Belt

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    - Help keeping her away from the testers (source: photo of "male" back from TS)
    - Let her get away from all media obligations. (source: UFC)
    - Let her miss the weigh-ins, and do a private weigh in, so she can fight at 155. (source: UFC and a little far out theory)
    - Give Nunes no win bonus, and promise her a huge payday in the rematch IF she loses. (source: self-explanatory)
    - Talk to the ref, and make sure he resets, removes water from the cage, fixes a cut, withdraws a point, stops the fight late / early if needed (source: Las Vegas)
    -Create a little chaos in Nunes dressingroom and keep her up at night (source: Las Vegas)

    This is pretty much what they are doing, and I would do the same
     
  17. Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

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    I'd enlist the help of GSP to grease the wheels.
     
  18. Kinniku Purple Belt

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    No random testing
    No testing at all
     
  19. UPAZWITTS Tool Belt

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    Have Herb Dean ref?
     
  20. Pakuded Green Belt

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    Have herb dean ref the match...
    Havd UFC 207 on tape delay
    No instant replay

    Wooo WME
     

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