If you were in charge of drug testing UFC fighters

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  1. ItsKYRO

    ItsKYRO Purple Belt

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    What would you do differently?

    We all know horse meat is a common issue in every major sport today, but when it comes to UFC, how, when, where, etc. Would you do different then already is being done?
     
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    leto1776 Sherdog Wet Shaver Platinum Member

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    implement a truly random testing system, along with the pre and post fight tests.
     
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  3. Luger

    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    I'd pump them full of drugs, as I was supposedly draining blood

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    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I'd drug test Yoel Romero multiple times a day, every day
     
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  5. Dead Kennedy

    Dead Kennedy Don't steal, the government hates competition

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    Let them test what ever drugs they want.
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    My name is Shawn

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    I would obsessively try and catch every cheater the bigger the star the better
     
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  7. maxi diablo

    maxi diablo Black Belt

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    I would just test for major drugs except marijuana. All anabolic steroids and hgh. Test for diurectics and pct. Estrogen blockers. I would allow supplements from gnc and other stores.
     
  8. Rob_M.

    Rob_M. Brown Belt

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    Let them know when they will be tested so the can plan accordingly.
     
  9. myjohnson9

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    I would take bribes from the big name fighters and be rich
     
  10. Rea_ctor

    Rea_ctor Black Belt

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    I'd go for the Russian model of testing.
     
  11. BSquared

    BSquared Blue Belt

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    Every fighter would be blood tested at random twice leading up to a fight, the last blood-test wouldn't happen after the two-week-to-fight mark, but they would be forced to give urine tests once a week at random, even when they don't have a fight scheduled. If they test positive, they're banned for life. That's how I'd do it.
     
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    sapporo ichiban Black Belt

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    Start testing everyone equally. For a brief moment Holly Holm was one of the most tested fighters, hmmm, wonder what that was about. Then when that info was released they said it was her being sponsored by a supplement company. I would not be surprised if they are dirty also to some extent.
     
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    chinarice Gold Belt

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    Almost word for word what I was going to post. lol
     
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    WrestlingGod78 Green Belt

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    I would go from door to door: "Listen, do you wanna be a f...ing test guinea pig" a la Dana White style<{JustBleed}>
     
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    I would ban weed out of competition. This is a sport we have to have some standards
     
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  16. Hans Gercmiov

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    Juice em up and let em bang.
     
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    Cage917r Brown Belt

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    Make sure fighter was randomly tested in and out of camp. Take a closer look at the banned substance list and what is considered performance enhancing.
     
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  18. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    I'd get rid of it altogether. Waste of money, that.
     
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    I would test their health instead.
     
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  20. ItsKYRO

    ItsKYRO Purple Belt

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    I keep thinking to myself clearly a high percentage of fighters are taking something, it doesn't take a genius to know if a lot of people are doing it you have to in order to stay at that level of competition.

    I dont quite understand how the cycles work though in order to properly test them where they currently are lacking.

    I would however fully allow legal supplements such as OTR test boosters, creatine, and supplements that arent imo doing anything wrong and can be bought at any gnc
     
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