If you were able to clone yourself...

[tonni]

No thank you.

It's not like you'll share a hive mind.

How do you know the clone will even want to do what you ask?

If he's anything like me, he'll do some sick shit when nobody's watching. That's when the blackmail starts.

 

[thenorthremembers]

If he's anything like me, he'll do some sick shit when nobody's watching. That's when the blackmail starts.

He can just blame you for it?

 

[minute bull]

No brainer²

 

[tonni]

He can just blame you for it?

I would leave an identifying mark, which he would try to hide like I would do. So it would have to be a big mark, I could chalk it up to the cloning process. Which he wouldn't believe, but what's he going to do? Kill me and take my place? I'm expecting it.

 

[thenorthremembers]

I would leave an identifying mark, which he would try to hide like I would do. So it would have to be a big mark, I could chalk it up to the cloning process. Which he wouldn't believe, but what's he going to do? Kill me and take my place? I'm expecting it.

lol that's a lot of trouble to see what you would look like if you were fat, just use the faceapp feature.

Or better yet eat some ice cream man, it rules.

 

[Thrawn33]

Get a brand new heart, liver, kidneys, lungs and whatever else needs replacing after decades of tobacco and booze.

No fear of my body rejecting what is technically mine.

 

[fingercuffs]

Have sex with it.

 

[tonni]

lol that's a lot of trouble to see what you would look like if you were fat, just use the faceapp feature.

Or better yet eat some ice cream man, it rules.

There's other perks.

 

[tonni]

I'm just going to say it. I would not stop making out with myself. I'd never leave the house.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Have sex with it.

Id love to have sex with your clone also.

 

[milliniar]

Double Dutch rudder

 

[Jesus X]

I would eiffel tower a bbw.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Would have one just stand in the lobby of a police station so I could rob a 7-11 just so I could have an airtight alibi

You have one shot at this and you rob a 7-11..

Either you're stupid or you carry around one of the biggest fuck yous' ever made..

 

[fingercuffs]

Id love to have sex with your clone also.

Probably for the best, she probably wouldn't be quite so gobby.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

You have one shot at this and you rob a 7-11..

Either you're either stupid or you carry around one of the biggest fuck yous' ever made..

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Probably for the best, she probably wouldn't be quite so gobby.

Gonna need you to p.m. proof that you have gobby sex

 

[no fat chicks]

Take over the world.

 

[PajamaSnugz]

What would be the first thing you would do once you had a clone?

I would get him really fat just to see what I would look like like an obese slob.

Fight to the death.

 

[GSP_37]

Not just for replacement parts?

 

[lostdog000]

is it gay to jerk off your clone or is it masturbation?