If you were able to clone yourself...

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  1. tonni 2019 Snitch of the Year

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    What would be the first thing you would do once you had a clone?

    I would get him really fat just to see what I would look like like an obese slob.
     
  2. Bubzeh Silver Belt

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    I would go on a diet and starve myself just to see what I would like as a skinny mofo.
     
  3. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    Smaller penis.
     
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  5. Losfer Words Brown Belt

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    Finally some real sex with myself
     
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  6. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    All I know, baby girl? Is I ain't gonna hurt nobody.

     
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  7. Rebelfett Father likebot

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    Would have one just stand in the lobby of a police station so I could rob a 7-11 just so I could have an airtight alibi
     
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  8. M4rk Green Belt

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    I think you still have to call No Homo
     
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    Would let him punch and kick me so I can know first hand how hard I Strike.
     
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  10. ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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    We're taking over the fucking world.

    Eventually one of else will stab the other in the back.....

    Ima get that fool before he gets me first.
     
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  11. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    FUN FACT: Cloning oneself?

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    Leads to boning oneself.
     
  12. bad mojo Purple Belt

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    I'd teach the ugly bastard to post here so I could actually get some work done.
     
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  13. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Does the clone have all of my knowledge too?

    The possibilities are endless.

    Any sport I wanna play - like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I'd always have someone my size and skill level to go against. Same with activities like chess, I'd be able to improve and recognize my strengths and weaknesses.

    Also, I'd split days going to work. Let my clone go a few days and go in other days, but I'd make him work a part time job as well so there isn't 1 income for 2 people.
     
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  14. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Let me bang mang
    I'd have him like all my posts so I can get my post : likes ratio back to its former glory

    The real question is.... how many will use their clone to do threesomes, and is it gay if you do make eye contact with yourself?
     
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  15. Anialater Thousandaire.

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    Throw down obviously.
     
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    I'd explain to him he gets to do all the shitty stuff like work and chores while I do all the fun stuff.
     
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  17. tonni 2019 Snitch of the Year

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    I could finally have a friend
     
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  19. thenorthremembers White Belt

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    No thank you.

    It's not like you'll share a hive mind.

    How do you know the clone will even want to do what you ask?
     
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