If you were a UFC fighter what would your nickname be?

[Drain Bamage]

I would be Spawn of Satan

 

[burningspear]

El Cunto.

 

[LouisBolanos]

Popcorn

 

[Flokk]

Sherbro

 

[Headkicktoleg]

My nickname for my amateur fight was Handsome Peter S.........

 

[dickcheney]

Chain dicky

 

[Fight Professor]

Beast from the East

 

[dickcheney]

Spawn of santa

 

[dildos]

papa smurf

 

[joeyjoejoe]

The slurpee king

 

[Baba Ghanoush]

Eight Inches

 

[Xaero]

"The Assassin Pitbull"

 

[L0ki]

The Tooth Fairy

 

[Kumason]

The Pink Pounder....seriously though no clue

 

[BIKES!]

Drunken Meat Fist

 

[GBJohn]

Old Slow Fat Guy. Hey, at least it would be accurate.

 

[combobreaker]

The Daughters Preacher

 

[The Domin8or]

The Assasin Pitbull Warrior

 

[g*r*b]

Ninja Kittty

 

[jk7707]

Some with kid in the name, so I look like an idiot when i'm getting KO'd repeatedly in my late 30's