If you were a female for 24hrs what would you do?

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  1. OriginalSpeedy

    OriginalSpeedy Who cares....really? Banned

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    Me I would have a blast with the woman parts. Can't say having sex with a guy for that would just be gay, but getting a bunch of toys and going to town on that thing that we love so much would be a lot of fun to play with for 24hrs.

    You?
     
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    OriginalSpeedy Who cares....really? Banned

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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Go to a lesbian bar and pick up a hot dyke.
     
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    A.A. Riggs SAXOPHONE

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    Well, would I be a female for a day or would I be a man with a female body?
     
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    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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  9. OriginalSpeedy

    OriginalSpeedy Who cares....really? Banned

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    So you want to be a Jenner?
     
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    No, I want to be me, a man with man parts.
     
  11. sub_thug

    sub_thug Silver Belt

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    I'd get a bunch of free stuff. Seriously, hot women don't pay for anything. Free meals, drinks at a bar, whatever.
     
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    OriginalSpeedy Who cares....really? Banned

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    STRAP-ON!
     
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    Pretty much the same.

    Or go find some lesbian to scissor the shit out of for a while.
     
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    Talk my male self up to a lot of hot girls.
     
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    Brilliant.
     
  16. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    I would become emotionally upset over trivial matters.
     
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    I would probably do what I usually do, stay home and flick the bean.
     
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    I'd finally be able to give my asshole a rest.
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    I'd fuck me.
     
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