if you had to write Cyborgs 198 post-fight speech

[Wise1]

[insert gold here]

I'm sure that if Cyborg could channel her inner Connor, the next fight booked would be Ronda vs Cyborg at 200 or MSG.

 

[KB Warrior]

"Say I have a dick to my face Joe!, Say it bitch!" Mic drop, walk out

 

[Roca]

"I do, actually, have a penis"

 

[Arm Barbarian]

"I'd like to thank my manager Cheeto, and I want to fight the Howdy Honda Howsy, so for I may get the hespect I finally deserve."

 

[Fahcough]

Why do I have to wear a cup?

 

[Fox by the Sea]

"i apologize for losing my first fight in the ufc. i be back"

 

[Sexy Jesus]

"Hey Ronda, want to fight me? Make weight!"

 

[thrillkilla77]

"I had a dream..."- Kenny Florian

 

[2sk]

I want to f*ck Ronda, I want to fight Ronda,Ronda f*ck

 

[Deleted member 429453]

Cyborgs here to stay bitches! Bring it mutha fuckers!

*shoves rogan and storms off*

 

[Luger]

Take out a recorder and start playing this

 

[SeverianB]

"Eat Clen, Tren hard, Anavar give up!!"

 

[Toxxus]

I'd like to thank Brazil's athletic commission for their useless Texas-style testing system that allows me to be the most powerful ma....woman... in this, or any, weight class.
~smash mic into ground~
~Bite Joe's neck out Mike Tyson style~

 

[DS7]

"Thank you jesus crist my lord and savior for this knockout, fuck the children in africa, jesus is life and jesus loves knockouts. I`m not surprise filhos das putas! Rogan itz a pleasure to talk to you now face to face like mans, where is your wwe friend?? I want to put my dick in his mouth...just fun no joke! Hey, i know Honda eat apples now so let`s fight in unite staites in new orke, uh vai morrer honda! no hidding no more, just fight don be a do noting bitch, eat a apple and fight honda!
also jon jones, get your shit together i`m waiting for you!
Te amo brasil!!! valeu galera!

 

[RoscoeRufus]

-"Where you at, Ronda? where you at, motherfucker!"

-something involving the phrase 'red boxer day'

-Nate Diaz's whole post-fight rant aimed at Conor, only replacing his name with Ronda (possibly in Portugese so the translator has to repeat it)

-"+55 41", wut! (the international dialing code to call Curitiba, Brazil)

 

[SimonNova]

I swear to god I said 150lbs not 140lbs, they misunderstood.

 

[Mr. Hammer]

"Sorry for the poor performance, my balls started itching really bad in round 2."

 

[MrDoctor]

"I can't wait for other women to meet me on my terms. They should be coming to me. I'll beat Ronda, I'll beat Miesha, I'll beat Holly... On my terms, I deserve it."

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

" ronda? i kew heem fass "

 

[Humbaba the Terrible]

Leslie Smith is a tough opponent, and she was the better fighter tonight. I'll do better next fight, and get a win for my fans.