If you had to go to prom would you take your wife

[ThulsaDooom]

I'd do the same. Go to work then smoke joints and listen to death metal with my co-worker instead if "one of the happiest moments" in my life.

 

[Danger Dave]

no i went and was the hottest guy there with no wife. I didnt let them have sex with me i play hard to get.

 

[Danger Dave]

you are becoming my favorite poster of 2020.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Would I take my wife to my senior prom?
That would be have been impossible because:
1) I didn't go to mine because I fought that night at the Buffalo Knights of Columbus Hall & stopped Brian Allison in the first round.
2) My wife wasn't born until three years after the date of my senior prom.

But you would have been the talk of the dance...

 

[CoolB]

Hahahahaha yeah right.

I'd have had to pay a girl to go to prom with my in my high school days

 

[Uptown Swinger]

That would be have been impossible because:

My wife wasn't born until three years after the date of my senior prom.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

But you would have been the talk of the dance...

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[sweetviolenturg]

Wow. That's quite the range of emotional reactions to that information. LOL.
So, I feel compelled to tell you that although I'm 21 years older than my wife, she was 33 when we met in 2017. So, I wasn't literally robbing the cradle.

 

[Streeter]

Bring 2 hookers and a shit ton of blow.

 

[Merlotte's]

you are becoming my favorite poster of 2020.

I only have 345 days to fuck it up. The pressure!

 

[Naught2Sixty]

You're not fucking her political opinions...

Speak for yourself

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Wow. That's quite the range of emotional reactions to that information. LOL.
So, I feel compelled to tell you that although I'm 21 years older than my wife, she was 33 when we met in 2017. So, I wasn't literally robbing the cradle.

Post pics of your wife.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

Post pics of our wife.

OK. Here's one of my favs from last year.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Wow. That's quite the range of emotional reactions to that information. LOL.
So, I feel compelled to tell you that although I'm 21 years older than my wife, she was 33 when we met in 2017. So, I wasn't literally robbing the cradle.

My in-laws are the same. He was 42, she was 22. The old man was a pimp.

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

My ex wife? Hell no, I'd sooner eat a cyanide capsule.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

my wife looks a lot like young Laura Dern, or so we've been told

 

[Danger Dave]

OK. Here's one of my favs from last year.
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id let her have sex with me

 

[Danger Dave]

sadly i speak gif

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I was in the park drinking with homeless then

Classic Cole train

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Yes of course