If you had to go to prom would you take your wife

[Headkicktoleg]

I'd take Mary Lucas. She was very cute in high school, but a bit chubby now and crazy liberal. But if it were highschool def take her. She has that cindy crawford mole near her mouth and was skinny and probably didn't have a political opinion.

 

[POWER2]

Nope. My wife would not have been fun at prom. That being said, the girl I took to prom wasn't very fun. Now the chick I took to senior ring dance? Sheesh. We had a good time.

Why are we discussing this shit anyway? And who the hell factors in political views when picking a prom date? LOL

 

[Holic]

No way anybody beats my prom date. She wore chainmail and I wore a gas mask. We ruined the whole night for EVERYONE it was great.

 

[HARRISON_3]

You're not fucking her political opinions...

 

[weed]

translation:

@Headkicktoleg got turned down by a fat lesbo lib today

 

[Headkicktoleg]

translation:

@Headkicktoleg got turned down by a fat lesbo lib today

She was hot AF back then. Wouldn't be surprised if she a lizzo now

 

[Swiftie]

I went to a Keg Party instead of the prom.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Dancing is gay

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Well I didn’t fuck my high school formal date so I guess I’d take my wife.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Fuck yeah I would. We own the dance floor when we hit it.

 

[Snackbar]

I did

 

[sweetviolenturg]

Would I take my wife to my senior prom?
That would be have been impossible because:
1) I didn't go to mine because I fought that night at the Buffalo Knights of Columbus Hall & stopped Brian Allison in the first round.
2) My wife wasn't born until three years after the date of my senior prom.

 

[Merlotte's]

 

[loyalyolayal]

I didn't attend mine because I was the drummer for the band of the other school's prom.

 

[davidlemonparty]

100% cos I know she'd be DTF.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I did take my wife to the prom

So yes

 

[Cole train]

I was in the park drinking with homeless then

 

[Clear Winner]

Dancing is gay

You should try it with a woman.. Game changer

 

[HUGHPHUG]

We didn't have prom in my day, fuckwits in this country didn't go full gay for America until late 90's

We just took acid and didn't turn up to school for a week

 

[Otto!]

I was too drunk to remember anything, so i have only vague recollections of prom.

my wife made be a better man, so I’m glad she wasn’t there.