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If you had to go to prom would you take your wife

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Headkicktoleg, Jan 19, 2020.

  1. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    I'd take Mary Lucas. She was very cute in high school, but a bit chubby now and crazy liberal. But if it were highschool def take her. She has that cindy crawford mole near her mouth and was skinny and probably didn't have a political opinion.
     
  2. POWER2 My name is Power²

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    Nope. My wife would not have been fun at prom. That being said, the girl I took to prom wasn't very fun. Now the chick I took to senior ring dance? Sheesh. We had a good time.

    Why are we discussing this shit anyway? And who the hell factors in political views when picking a prom date? LOL
     
  3. Holic Senor Cardgage Banned

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    No way anybody beats my prom date. She wore chainmail and I wore a gas mask. We ruined the whole night for EVERYONE it was great.
     
  4. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    You're not fucking her political opinions...
    {<diva}
     
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    @Headkicktoleg got turned down by a fat lesbo lib today
     
  6. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    She was hot AF back then. Wouldn't be surprised if she a lizzo now
     
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    I went to a Keg Party instead of the prom.
     
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    Dancing is gay
     
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    Well I didn’t fuck my high school formal date so I guess I’d take my wife.
     
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    Fuck yeah I would. We own the dance floor when we hit it.
     
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    Would I take my wife to my senior prom?
    That would be have been impossible because:
    1) I didn't go to mine because I fought that night at the Buffalo Knights of Columbus Hall & stopped Brian Allison in the first round.
    2) My wife wasn't born until three years after the date of my senior prom.
     
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    I didn't attend mine because I was the drummer for the band of the other school's prom.
     
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    100% cos I know she'd be DTF.
     
  16. Gutter Chris White trash specialist

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    I did take my wife to the prom

    So yes
     
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    I was in the park drinking with homeless then
     
  18. Clear Winner Big Poppa Pars

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    You should try it with a woman.. Game changer
     
  19. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    We didn't have prom in my day, fuckwits in this country didn't go full gay for America until late 90's

    We just took acid and didn't turn up to school for a week
     
  20. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I was too drunk to remember anything, so i have only vague recollections of prom.

    my wife made be a better man, so I’m glad she wasn’t there.
     

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