If you had to be a criminal, what would you be?

[Fedorgasm]

A hitman?

A thief?

A drug dealer?

I think I'd want to be a safe-cracker. My skills would be unique. Anyone can pull a trigger but not everyone can open up a kitnerboy redoubt.

 

[UberHere]

Loan shark. I don’t think I could murder someone, so hit man is out. I hate thieves. At least as a loan shark someone is willingly getting into debt with me and agreeing to crazy interest. Drug dealer is too risky because drug addicts aren’t reliable to not draw unwanted attention to you or to not cooperate with police when if they get busted.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Helicopter getaway flyer for international heists, who also dabbles in a little arms smuggling on the side.

 

[aerius]

Accountant. I can have a totally legit day job while laundering money on the side.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Cardiologist

 

[Swiftie]

Inside trader...$$$

 

[13Seconds]

Mob boss obviously. Money and power. What more could you ask for?

Or sex worker.

 

[UberHere]

Mob boss obviously. Money and power. What more could you ask for?

Or sex worker.

How much would you charge for your ass?

 

[DaleBoca]

Sherdog Administrator.

 

[heavy_hands]

A bootlegga

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

A hitman?

A thief?

A drug dealer?

I think I'd want to be a safe-cracker. My skills would be unique. Anyone can pull a trigger but not everyone can open up a kitnerboy redoubt.

A smooth criminal

 

[fingercuffs]

I've already been decent at fraud, I just don't have the guts for it anymore.

 

[Brom Bones]

A hitman?

A thief?

A drug dealer?

I think I'd want to be a safe-cracker. My skills would be unique. Anyone can pull a trigger but not everyone can open up a kitnerboy redoubt.

... uh... phile... killer! Yeah, that. A phile killer. Totally NOT a phile.

 

[jx820]

A tax attorney, or account manager at an offshore bank in a banana republic.

Remember the Panama Papers when we found out all the rich people on earth were cheating on their taxes and it was documented in minute detail and all the info is publicly available and so obviously no one was found guilty of a crime... fun times.

Judge acquits 28 people accused in Panama Papers case, including law firm co-founder

A judge has acquitted 28 people accused of money laundering in an international case known as the Panama Papers. Among those acquitted Friday was Jürgen Mossack.

apnews.com

 

[Pittie Petey]

I'd sell bootleg DVD's in front of the liquor store, that always seemed like such a glamorous life

 

[FyrFytr998]

According to my daughter, the guy at her University is making bank selling fake ID’s, lol.

Lots of colleges around here.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Gotta admit, drug smuggling across the states sounds like low-risk & high reward.

 

[Cole train]

Bank robberer or armoured truck robberer

Most respect in prison around here

 

[khukurikoo]

Pilot smuggler like Barry Seal.

 

[Patof]

Super villain. That could imply a lot of things, but I assume my evil organization would have their hands in most of the criminal underworld.