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If you dress like this or any variation of it, we need to have a talk. Your boy Mopar was going birthday shopping at the mall yesterday and was appalled at the general state of men these days. Pretty much every guy under the age of 25 was walking around with a blue button up shirt with tiny anchors on it and short ass red/salmon/pink shorts that didn't even touch the knee. If they weren't wearing this exact thing, they were wearing some sort of variation of it with their tight ass pants that could be confused for leggings all rolled up at the bottom, exposing their ankles.

Now I don't know where your fathers went wrong in raising you but this is under no circumstances an acceptable look for 99.9999% of straight men. If you want to go impress Bruce and Todd downtown, then by all means put on your little tight button up shirt with your pink shorts and go frolic your little buns off. If you make seven figures, own your own sail boat or yacht and look like a Calvin Klein model, then you can probably pull this look off and you get a pass. Unfortunately not many of you are so lucky so if you walk around wearing this shit, you just end up looking like you're the male equivalent of a feminist.

This shit has caught on like wildfire and needs to end here. Can we start being men again? Can we stop trying to dress the way women think we should dress and just dress the way we want? Fools are looking like fucking Aladdin walking around with their pants rolled up so far that their ankles show. My girlfriends from the early to mid 2000's wore capris. What makes you think you should be bringing them back as a man? If you cuff your pants that's fine. But your ankles should not be showing under any circumstances unless your pants are riding up because you're sitting on a Harley shovelhead.

So for you boys that think you're dressed for summer, take your lashes, burn that shit and start dressing like a man again. If a tranny can go into the women's bathroom then guys wearing pink shorts and pants should be able to go in there to sit down and pee as well.
 
MoparOrNoCar said:
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If you dress like this or any variation of it, we need to have a talk. Your boy Mopar was going birthday shopping at the mall yesterday and was appalled at the general state of men these days. Pretty much every guy under the age of 25 was walking around with a blue button up shirt with tiny anchors on it and short ass red/salmon/pink shorts that didn't even touch the knee. If they weren't wearing this exact thing, they were wearing some sort of variation of it with their tight ass pants that could be confused for leggings all rolled up at the bottom, exposing their ankles.

Now I don't know where your fathers went wrong in raising you but this is under no circumstances an acceptable look for 99.9999% of straight men. If you want to go impress Bruce and Todd downtown, then by all means put on your little tight button up shirt with your pink shorts and go frolic your little buns off. If you make seven figures, own your own sail boat or yacht and look like a Calvin Klein model, then you can probably pull this look off and you get a pass. Unfortunately not many of you are so lucky so if you walk around wearing this shit, you just end up looking like you're the male equivalent of a feminist.

This shit has caught on like wildfire and needs to end here. Can we start being men again? Can we stop trying to dress the way women think we should dress and just dress the way we want? Fools are looking like fucking Aladdin walking around with their pants rolled up so far that their ankles show. My girlfriends from the early to mid 2000's wore capris. What makes you think you should be bringing them back as a man? If you cuff your pants that's fine. But your ankles should not be showing under any circumstances unless your pants are riding up because you're sitting on a Harley shovelhead.

So for you boys that think you're dressed for summer, take your lashes, burn that shit and start dressing like a man again. If a tranny can go into the women's bathroom then guys wearing pink shorts and pants should be able to go in there to sit down and pee as well.
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Carhartt, Hanes, Danner.
 
only real attire for a man is jeans, jean shirt and a jeans jacket and work boots steel toe preferably........ and grow a damn mustache.
 
What I got from this thread is TS seems very upset by the lack of men around him at the mall.
 
Social justice crusaders have cucked the cuck right out of the entire male cuckcuckcuck.
 
SMillard said:
only real attire for a man is jeans, jean shirt and a jeans jacket and work boots steel toe preferably........ and grow a damn mustache.
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Do you dress like this ?

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Meh. I dress like this mostly. Some people like ts just dont know how to adapt to the times. You watch the nba and most of those guys dress like that off the court. I dont feel the need to dress macho to slay the ladies (or whatever i am in the mood for)
 
these arent tactical pants!
 
El anciano said:
Meh. I dress like this mostly. Some people like ts just dont know how to adapt to the times. You watch the nba and most of those guys dress like that off the court. I dont feel the need to dress macho to slay the ladies (or whatever i am in the mood for)
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That's one of those looks that isn't gonna stand the test of time. In 5-10 years, it will be laughed at just like JNCO jeans and leisure suits. Some looks are classic and never go out of style. This is not one of them.
 
El anciano said:
Meh. I dress like this mostly. Some people like ts just dont know how to adapt to the times. You watch the nba and most of those guys dress like that off the court. I dont feel the need to dress macho to slay the ladies (or whatever i am in the mood for)
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Rich people already get all the poon they could ever possibly want so they don't give a shit about how weird they look. They also get paid to wear a lot of that shit. What looks normal on Russell Westbrook would make a room full of people question your sexuality.

If we all adapted with the times we would be progressive feminists with gender neutral children. Some things you just don't adapt to, regardless of how hard the weird part of society pushes for it.
 
I am not a fan of new men's fashion trends. Whats worse than what TS posted are the guys wearing the super skinny jeans and then baggy shirts... Like wtf are you doing? You're not a female Kpop star bruh.

If I want to look good, I'll wear a suit with a nice shirt, perhaps a tie depending on how classy or casual whatever the event is. For an even more casual but still good look, you can do the sports coat/your choice of pants. Shoes should be black or brown leather, toe and lace/laceless/buckled up to you. My every day wear, jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, and sneakers(converse or vans for me).

But yeah, I just don't understand younger guys now and days wanting to dress more and more feminine. I don't think chicks dig guys that give off an "I'm a little pussy," vibe.
 
I have a shirt with anchors on it. Lol.

Most of the time, I dress business professional. If I'm not, I'm usually at the gym.

I don't know how guys wear those tapered fit pants. I tried a pair of Levi's on by accident one day at a store and they had that tight feel around the ankles. It was actually a really gross and uncomfortable feeling. My ankles were being suffocated and I did not have full mobility of the legs. The person working thought they were an outstanding fit.

Il take lucky brand jeans and business slacks all day. Save me that bullshit.
 
Cliffs:

TS has no swag and is mad
 
Jeans and shirt, just like beer and hotdogs
 
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