If you could have any criminal job, what would you choose?

[Reyesnuthugr]

The guy in those black and white movies that wedges lit matches in the toes of other guys' shoes while they're not looking

 

[TheBrownRanger]

Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme type of deal.

If I get caught, I will get sent to a cushy prison for white collar crimes.

 

[Omegaboy13]

POTUS

Obligatory edgy.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

War Room answer.....Jew Hunter

Mayberry answer...

 

[Prutfis]

Capo de tutti capi

 

[spinup]

I would be a judge scoring Canelo Alvarez fights.

 

[horc00]

Hitman but only if I get to personally choose my targets

Why would your customer pay you to kill someone of your choosing and not his?


Kinda makes you a serial killer rather than a hitman.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Hitman/Safe cracka

Safe cracker for me too, work alone and not hurting anyone. Would be hard to stay up with safe technology I reckon, easier nowadays eith the internet but back in the day it wouldn’t have been easy.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I would be a referee scoring Canelo Alvarez fights.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

do flashers get paid?

 

[Winter-John]

A Jeffrey Epstein type. I'd leave out all the pedo stuff but keep the billions, the fuck island and the fuck plane.

 

[thehighking]

A Miami based P.I.M.P

 

[Tone C]

Cat burglar would be awesome.

How many times do cats honestly need stealing from though?

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

The only rule is that you can't choose to be the boss, godfather, shot caller, etc. That's not really a job. That's more of an entrepreneur role.

For this game you have to work for some kind of boss.

So what job would you want?

Hitman?

Dealer?

Bodyguard?

The creepy guy with all the surgical instruments that they bring in when they need to interrogate someone?

One time smuggler who made it and is now filthy rich.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I already chose it, lived it and got the scars to remember it by, but honestly it was a helluva ride

 

[SammyPops]

I’m cool with being the mule. Or rapist. But only for necessary rapes.

Don't mule's get stuff shoved up their butts for smuggling?

I'd be Bash Moran. Professor Moriarty's sidekick.

 

[Thrawn33]

White Collar criminal FTW

 

[minute bull]

Techno Jesus.

 

[aerius]

Banker dude who gets paid to move all the dirty money around.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Hitman. I already dislike pretty much everyone, so I don’t think I’d feel too bad about it.