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If you could have any criminal job, what would you choose?

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  1. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    The only rule is that you can't choose to be the boss, godfather, shot caller, etc. That's not really a job. That's more of an entrepreneur role.

    For this game you have to work for some kind of boss.

    So what job would you want?

    Hitman?

    Dealer?

    Bodyguard?

    The creepy guy with all the surgical instruments that they bring in when they need to interrogate someone?
     
  2. chill doggie Brown Belt

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    I wouldn't be a criminal if I'm gonna be working for a boss. Not having a boss is one of the main reasons why I have committed, I mean why I would ever commit crimes hypothetically speaking.

    Bank robber would be cool.
     
  3. HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Coked up Cartel boss. Fuck your rules, banditos don't follow shit.

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  4. horc00 Black Belt

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    Interviewer

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  5. Nathan LaMontagne Amateur Fighter

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    Advisor, Can't get in trouble if they can't pin anything on you.
     
  6. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I’m cool with being the mule. Or rapist. But only for necessary rapes.
     
  7. HHJ Fuckin' SHOOTOUT

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    Hitman/Safe cracka
     
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  8. eighterumg5 Black Belt

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    A banker on wall street
     
  9. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    Peeping Tom?
     
  10. IloveTHIS Literal God

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    Hitman but only if I get to personally choose my targets

    If I cant choose my targets and play god on who gets to live or die, then I'd like to be a bank robber.
     
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    The Repairer of Rogerings
     
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    Thief from those with good insurance
     
  14. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    When a huge drug deal goes down and the one guy pulls out a switchblade and cuts open a bag of coke or heroin and then tastes it to see if it's real...

    I'd like to be that guy.
     
  15. Cat burglar would be awesome.
     
  16. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    I would like to sell cloned meta humans on the black market.
     
  17. eighterumg5 Black Belt

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    That avatar took some balls
     
  18. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    La Cosa nostra Capo or Boss of course. Get blasted in the head by my own brother or best mate. Body chopped up and tossed at the local dump or river.
     
  19. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    Forger. Paintings, currencies, etc.
     
  20. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Have been a dealer and bodyguard/muscle

    Have been a mule as well but that was when i smuggled drugs through border to party lol
     

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