If you could give your child one piece of advice, what would it be?

[Fashionisdanger]

I would tell him: Don't live a life of crime. Don't be a gangster. It's not "cool" or "hip" to steal stuff and punch people in the back of the neck because they "wronged" you. Don't follow in your fathers footsteps. Hip hop is fun to listen to, sure, but don't get sucked into that way of life. It's evil. You take the hip out of hip hop when you do a drive by or go to jail.

 

[Zinger]

Whatever advice I give you, do the exact opposite, or just listen to your mother instead.

 

[Fashionisdanger]

Whatever advice I give you, do the exact opposite, or just listen to your mother.

Where the fuck is Latvia even?

 

[SummerStriker]

Your labor is worth how hard you are to replace, not how hard you work.

 

[Zinger]

Where the fuck is Latvia even?

It's soon gonna be Russia probably.

 

[Sonny Qc]

always throw the first punch.

 

[Fashionisdanger]

It's soon gonna be Russia probably.

Everyone wants to join Russia these days, it seems.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Do not create a sherdog account.

 

[StonedLemur]

I would tell him: Don't live a life of crime. Don't be a gangster. It's not "cool" or "hip" to steal stuff and punch people in the back of the neck because they "wronged" you. Don't follow in your fathers footsteps. Hip hop is fun to listen to, sure, but don't get sucked into that way of life. It's evil. You take the hip out of hip hop when you do a drive by or go to jail.

I would tell him that touching my steak will lead to broken fingers.
That should get him through life.

 

[Brom Bones]

Don't have kids.

 

[Fashionisdanger]

I would tell him that touching my steak will lead to broken fingers.
That should get him through life.

What do you mean with "steak"?

 

[StonedLemur]

What do you mean with "steak"?

Steak...like on the fuckin grill....steak.

If I meant dick I would've typed that.

 

[StonedLemur]

Don't have kids.

Best advice you can give anyone actually.

 

[Fashionisdanger]

Steak...like on the fuckin grill....steak.

If I meant dick I would've typed that.

Why would you mean dick?

 

[StonedLemur]

Why would you mean dick?

Why would you think anything other than steak is the real question.

 

[My name is]

Live life doing what you want

 

[Fashionisdanger]

Why would you think anything other than steak is the real question.

It's a chicken or egg kind of situation.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I think that the best advice is for them to understand that what they do between 15-25 will shape the rest of their life. It s tough shit because one is still a child at 15, but doors start closing already.

 

[subtlySteve]

When they turn 18 years old I would advise them to open a Roth IRA with Fidelity (or a similar financial service) and deposit $6000 (the yearly maximum) and invest in a Target Date fund for 2060, ie FDKVX.

Also to set aside an emergency fund for 4 months of living expenses in a bank, buy $10,000 of iBonds (max per year) , and probably invest the rest in a broad stock index fund.

Sacrifice today for a better future tomorrow.

 

[Pride23]

I am sure they wouldn't listen