If you can get drunk with any UFC fighter...

[Sgt Smith]

Jo Son

You might get lucky if you got him tanked on toilet wine.

 

[JokersKnife]

Joanne Calderwood. Just wanna hear her talk.

 

[arrmike]

My brother in law got blackout drunk with Gray Maynard. Said he was a pretty cool guy so why not.

 

[Son of Werdum]

I would get Miesha drunk and let her rant to me about how inconsiderate Bryan Caraway is. After giving her a shoulder to cry on for a bit I would give her a back massage and the rest I leave up to your imagination.

 

[bryank]

Jon Jones.

I'm taking his car keys though. We will cab it to the crackhouses, whore houses, strip joints, and all other terrible places we can visit in Vegas. And at some point during the night we're prank calling DC.
Jon seems like a talker once he's drunk and comfortable. I will get all of his secrets.

This is a great line of thought, I like this answer.

 

[superpunch]

You can start here;

I'd hit it

 

[XxWolfXx]

I tied up your dad and made him watch while I had sex with both your mom and sister

you're fucked in the head