If you can be any UFC Fighter???

[HOV]

BJ isn't even racially Hawaiian.

He's 1/2 White (British Isles ancestry) and 1/2 Korean.

I heard something about that

 

[Redhawks100]

This thread. Wow.

 

[HOV]

This thread. Wow.

Unlike Sage Northcutt it actually delivered

 

[fatlipjesus]

I'd be someone black because I'd like to know what it feels like to have a big dick

Draymond Green's latest Snapchat just ruined that myth.....

 

[dildos]

Travis Browne

no thanks. i dont want to be goofy Hawaiian. i wanna be that crazy Hawaiian!

 

[fatlipjesus]

You're not allowed to speculate if fighters are on peds? I'm new to this forum, I'll tone that down too, thanks for informing me pal.

Yeah you can. You just can't do it if the fighter is American.

If the fighter is Brazilian, Russian or is named GSP.... you can flat-out call them cheaters whenever you want.

 

[dildos]

I'd be sage and quit MMA for a music career and all the free pussy I can get with what I have going on

sage would be singing that christian pop music.

imagine all the preacher daughters you could slay doing that.

 

[HOV]

Yeah you can. You just can't do it if the fighter is American.

If the fighter is Brazilian, Russian or is named GSP.... you can flat-out call them cheaters whenever you want.

Fedor is a cheater though

 

[The MMA Patriot]

no thanks. i dont want to be goofy Hawaiian. i wanna be that crazy Hawaiian!

 

[changospank]

This is the stupidest thread of the day for sure.

now it is.

 

[The MMA Patriot]

Fedor is a cheater though

slap yourself

 

[HOV]

slap yourself

How is he not a cheat?...Corrupt Russian Commission and all that?

 

[teamfox223]

Nate Diaz because I really really want to slap Dana and Conor.

 

[dildos]

fuck that travis is just so hilarious.
it never gets old!

 

[ameeksingh]

Id be Paige VanZant then id get naked and play with myself in front of a mirror

 

[kashmir]

Ronda, so I can make an "is it in yet?" joke and destroy Travis's massive ego.

 

[The MMA Patriot]

Ronda, so I can make an "is it in yet?" joke and destroy Travis's massive ego.

you'd find yourself on the wrong end of a brutal beatdown if all accounts about him are correct.

 

[kashmir]

you'd find yourself on the wrong end of a brutal beatdown if all accounts about him are correct.

I'll drop him with a body shot tho.

 

[The MMA Patriot]

I'll drop him with a body shot tho.

well if he's inside you that means he's probably in top control too (a girl riding wouldn't say that because she's the one fitting her slutty vag on your penis).

he's going to donkey punch you before you get a chance to fight back.

 

[dildos]

Imagine you actually find the being John malkovich door to make this happen, and then you get to caraway on the day that meisha leaves him for Brock.... And you find out its permanent!

and then ground hog day starts from that day meisha left and that is his life forever to come.