If you can be any UFC Fighter???

[machidafan99]

Wonderboy but I would call off engagement

 

[Cozytoesflava]

Imagine you actually find the being John malkovich door to make this happen, and then you get to caraway on the day that meisha leaves him for Brock.... And you find out its permanent!

Welp, you have to turn lemons into lemonade and do the best with what you have. I guess all you can do at that point is cross your fingers for nudes or a nice finger pop video on the cellphone or computer.

 

[groo]

What? Am I breaking any rules? Bipsing doesn't look "human" either, dudes eye is all messed up. Let me guess are you SJW or blacks going to pull the racecard yet AGAIN? Big surprise!

Maybe when you get banned...your new account name can be Bisping's Wonky Eye.

 

[Yojimbo15]

Wonderboy but black

 

[Kenneth Marroquin]

I would be Yo-onga Yon-jay-chak just to listen to Goldie say it as I threated to cut his head.

 

[groo]

everytime a pic of a black fighter is posted, ten other people reply with 'yo that's rampage bro'

they're not racist though, even though they've been making the same joke for five years. It's just harmless memes, yeah? It was always about the sweet memes.

They probably too dumb to realise they're racist.

What if those posters are black tho?

 

[groo]

Good for Kenflo. No way he'd be banging that if he wasn't on TV...

She probably thought he was Ben Stiller for the first few months.

 

[groo]

Wonderboy but black

Why? You like getting shot at all the time?