If you can be any UFC Fighter???

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  1. Wilson

    Wilson Free RR

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    If you could be any UFC fighter who would it be?It could be for any reason...Because they have knockout power,because they have the hottest wife,because they have the best physique,because they're intelligent....Any reason smart or just downright stupid...who and why?
     
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    Id be Paige VanZant then id get naked and play with myself in front of a mirror
     
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    Ok ok, then i want to be Sage and do the exact same thing
     
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    I choose Paige so I can get nailed by sage

    Shit I think I crossed a line somewhere in my admiration of sages body
     
  6. Wilson

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    Some crazy yet hilarious ass answers already
     
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    dickcheney Gold Belt

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    If I could get tattoo removal , I might choose Brock... I like his rich as fuck recluse style and even though he says he doesn't use the Internet, I bet he does
     
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    The cash cow, Bork Laser!!!
     
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    I'd be someone black because I'd like to know what it feels like to have a big dick
     
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    Probably Conor cause he makes the most money
     
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    i'd like to quantum leap into bisping for the rockhold fight and the duration of the postfight press-conference

    dude was on cloud nine with a cold beer in his hand, just laying down burn after burn on poor old rocksalt. Don't think I've seen a fighter have more fun than that.
     
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    I'd be sage and quit MMA for a music career and all the free pussy I can get with what I have going on
     
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    I'd be which ever fighter is getting laid right this moment, instead of communicating with strangers on sherdog forums
     
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    Essie commie mommy Platinum Member

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    Mousasi so I can wake up in his bed and not have it be a dream. o_Oo_Oo_O
     
  16. racebaiter

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    Luke is more handsome.
     
  17. basementdweller

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    sage is 20. I wanna be 20 again goddammit
     
  18. Wilson

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    I smell a handsome dispute coming
     
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    I want to be me
     
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    What the fuck is up with you and Mousasi?
     

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