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If you can be any UFC Fighter???

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  1. HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    If you could be any UFC fighter who would it be?It could be for any reason...Because they have knockout power,because they have the hottest wife,because they have the best physique,because they're intelligent....Any reason smart or just downright stupid...who and why?
     
  2. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Id be Paige VanZant then id get naked and play with myself in front of a mirror
     
  3. Credo Proper Gold

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    Ok ok, then i want to be Sage and do the exact same thing
     
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  5. dickcheney Gold Belt

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    I choose Paige so I can get nailed by sage

    Shit I think I crossed a line somewhere in my admiration of sages body
     
  6. HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    Some crazy yet hilarious ass answers already
     
  7. dickcheney Gold Belt

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    If I could get tattoo removal , I might choose Brock... I like his rich as fuck recluse style and even though he says he doesn't use the Internet, I bet he does
     
  8. PRIDE_DREAM_RIZIN Blue Belt

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    The cash cow, Bork Laser!!!
     
  9. cheesus Gold Belt

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    I'd be someone black because I'd like to know what it feels like to have a big dick
     
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  11. TheRuthlessOne Banned Banned

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    Probably Conor cause he makes the most money
     
  12. Bookmark Blue Belt

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    i'd like to quantum leap into bisping for the rockhold fight and the duration of the postfight press-conference

    dude was on cloud nine with a cold beer in his hand, just laying down burn after burn on poor old rocksalt. Don't think I've seen a fighter have more fun than that.
     
  13. basementdweller Black Belt

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    I'd be sage and quit MMA for a music career and all the free pussy I can get with what I have going on
     
  14. Area809 Black Belt

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    I'd be which ever fighter is getting laid right this moment, instead of communicating with strangers on sherdog forums
     
  15. essie sue me Platinum Member

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    Mousasi so I can wake up in his bed and not have it be a dream. o_Oo_Oo_O
     
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    Luke is more handsome.
     
  17. basementdweller Black Belt

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    sage is 20. I wanna be 20 again goddammit
     
  18. HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    I smell a handsome dispute coming
     
  19. yaheyyosurveysays Banned Banned

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    I want to be me
     
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    What the fuck is up with you and Mousasi?
     

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