If we keep eating all our cows we will soon run out of them, Deers should be on the menu

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  1. TheOneAboveAll3

    TheOneAboveAll3 Orange Belt

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    I dont want to alarm any of you guys but if we keep eating cows they will go away. That steak you are eating, thats a cow. That Fillet mignon you had for lunch yesterday, thats a cow. That Prime rib you had on your birthdday, thats a cow. My point is cows are decreasing the more we eat. Deer though, no one eats that shit. I am no famous agriculture herder but I can tell you cows are decereasing.

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  2. Vitor CroCop

    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    So you're saying we should eat them while we still can?
     
  3. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    As much sense as someone trying to explain Wakandan economy.

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  4. KnightTemplar

    KnightTemplar Ebony Belt Platinum Member

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    There are north of seven Billion people on the planet. Long Pig FTW;)

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    Fijeeto Berserk Belt Platinum Member

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    I prefer deer, but hunting season only lasts so long.
     
  6. superpunch

    superpunch Silver Belt

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    Most people don't like red meat like that ever today.
     
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    Sakurabaism Blue Belt

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    They'll grow it in the lab don't worry bud
     
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  8. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    5crew Black Belt

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    IF Earth doesn't get destroyed in centuries to come here's what I see will happen to our diet.

    2040s: No more fish
    2050s: No more beef
    2100s: No more poultry

    By then everyone will be eating dogs, so start now. Don't be whiny about China eating dogs and how disgusting Asians are now. Dog meat is the way to go in 80 years time.
     
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  10. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Damn that sounds rough
     
  11. TheOneAboveAll3

    TheOneAboveAll3 Orange Belt

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    Dont feel pitty for em Clippy, cows have it harder and no one gives a damn about them. Its time we start caring for cows and stop caring for Rudolph. Fuck Santa.
     
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  12. Rhood

    Rhood Gold Belt

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    It's impossible to find venison on most restaurant menu's.
    Good luck convincing people, especially with the influx of vegetarians contaminating public opinions.

    I wouldn't mind eating it.
     
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  13. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Cows have a pretty sweet life
     
  14. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    @Medulla Omoplata basically lives a cow's life and is perfectly content
     
  15. michal001

    michal001 Brown Belt

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    So you actually want us to eat reindeer?

    You’re anti Santa anti Christian anti American? This is why we need a wall.

    Once there is no fish the animal protein of the poor will be insects or lab meat. Good luck getting mammal meat at that point.
     
  16. CodeBreaker

    CodeBreaker What belt?

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    Lol I'm asian and we don't eat dogs here in the Philippines. I believe only China does that disgusting sht
     
  17. MetalGearTrump

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    Deer already is on the menu bud. I made deer meatballs last night... with a creamy alfredo sauce, I call them deer balls.
     
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    Long pig is predominantly white meat.
     
  19. Loiosh

    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Cows outnumber deer three to one.
     
  20. Dirt Road Soldier

    Dirt Road Soldier Salt the flesh! Fuck the wound!

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    Or we could finally legalize horse meat in the US. Plenty of them bastards roaming around, and they are an invasive species to begin with. Deer are not.
     

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