If UFC paid you $1,000,000 would you rather fight ..

[The Crocodile]

cain v
3:30 of the first round
I lose via tko(unanswered strikes, elbows on the ground)
when ref stops it, cain gets up and walks stoically back to has corner
camera man zooms in on my prone body, and the 2inch long half inch wide gash above my right eye/the 1inch long gash, obscene amount of swelling around my left eye( rogan comments" jeeze it looks like someone stuffed a softball under his cheek"), my broken nose and("wow mike I don't think ive actually seen blood squirting out of a fighters nose, when hes laying down")

epilogue - later that night the doctors gave me 15 stitches(9 on the right and 6 on the left), informed me that I broke my orbital bone, med bills run 16k


3months later I post pictures on sherdog from a beach in southern france........the chick in the white bikini? yeah that's my wife...........do I regret it? fuck no!

have fun munching cheetos sherdog! followed by multi spoilertags containing big booty porn and my esuicide

LMAOOOO... way to be detailed that was hilarious

 

[odog]

I would choose Jones because I wouldn't feel bad if I hurt him.

 

[Kyle1991]

Give me silva, maybe it wouldn't hurt as bad


















For him

 

[PD4838]

Jon Jones cuz he is the nicest of them all. AS would dance around a make a fool of me like he did Forrest, Cain is just a monster and scarry as hell, Jon well, he'd get the job done fast too but he's probably be respectful about it

 

[Ozymandias]

They all have a large weight advantage on me. I'd fight Aldo or Pettis for a million. Either guy would beat me pretty easily but I'd try my best.

 

[Ozymandias]

cain v
3:30 of the first round
I lose via tko(unanswered strikes, elbows on the ground)
when ref stops it, cain gets up and walks stoically back to has corner
camera man zooms in on my prone body, and the 2inch long half inch wide gash above my right eye/the 1inch long gash, obscene amount of swelling around my left eye( rogan comments" jeeze it looks like someone stuffed a softball under his cheek"), my broken nose and("wow mike I don't think ive actually seen blood squirting out of a fighters nose, when hes laying down")

epilogue - later that night the doctors gave me 15 stitches(9 on the right and 6 on the left), informed me that I broke my orbital bone, med bills run 16k


3months later I post pictures on sherdog from a beach in southern france........the chick in the white bikini? yeah that's my wife...........do I regret it? fuck no!

have fun munching cheetos sherdog! followed by multi spoilertags containing big booty porn and my esuicide

LMAO I'm in tears.

 

[TheStruggle]

Silva


I'd go right after him and he'd counter punch KO me in about 15 seconds. Millionaire Playboy...

 

[jmadtx]

good question. i guess anderson since he's closest to my size. i'd probly just run in and get ko'd as fast as possible.