For some reason MMA more than any other sport makes me think of what its athletes would be doing if they weren't fighting. I've often thought about how the lives of fighters would have turned out if they didn't have MMA so I'll share a few. GSP: If GSP didn't have MMA he would obviously be an amateur UFO researcher. I could also see him researching other conspiracies like who killed Kennedy and how did the Easter Island people make a stone edifice of Bigfoot Silva before Bigfoot Silva was even born. Jon Jones: Jon Jones should thank God everyday for MMA because without it he would be selling his parent's TV and other home appliances in order to get a bump. And without the MMA media and fans watching his every move he likely would run over every dog in the neighborhood before running over the mailman. And all that is before he pulls onto the freeway but that's another story. Glover Texiera: Maybe I'm nuts, but without MMA I picture Glover living in Louisiana making a living as a Cajun Chef. Anderson Silva: I feel so stupid for writing anything about Anderson because everyone and their mother knows that Anderson would be a volleyball coach If he didn't have MMA. Wanderlei Silva: Wandelei would be Brazil's version of Dog The Bounty Hunter. He would go all the way too with the look by growing a mullet and dying it blonde. Matt Mitrione: Matt would almost certainly be a local politician. But a bad one of course. Within a week in office everyone would die of water poisoning because Matt would use the city water maintenance money to pay for his dog's veterinary bills. He would blame Dana for all of this of course, even though he never fought MMA and doesn't know who Dana is. Joanna J.: Joanna is a bad bitch. She would be living in Russia if it weren't for MMA. While in Russia she would be recruited by Putin as a sexual hitwoman. Her job would be to romantically court Putin's enemies and then kill them in their sleep after she milks their old, wrinkly, corrupt cocks. Nick and Nate Diaz: This is the least obvious case of all the fighters. But I'm pretty sure that If Nick and Nate weren't fighting they would be operating a daycare. Milk and cookies would be served in the afternoon and throughout the day Nate would conduct arts and crafts while Nick would show the little ones how to count on their fingers. Chris Weidman: when I look at Chris I can't see anything but a garbage man. Maybe he would be driving the truck but surely he would be involved with waste disposal in one way or another. Conor Mcgregor: According to Conor he would have been a plumber. I'll be back with more.