If there was an Universal Tournament and 1 Current UFC Fighter Represents Earth

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  1. xFeeLPaiN

    xFeeLPaiN Purple Belt

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    Which Fighter would you choose? Its basically a Tournament with Alien Fighters from all across the Galaxy.


    Only 1 Round until Death so no Timer and no Rules.

    My obvious pick is jon jones, dude will always find a dirty way to win


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  2. ElCasca

    ElCasca Brown Belt

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    Woodley will duck the martians forever
     
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  3. Bookmark

    Bookmark Blue Belt

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    alien fighters, huh
     
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  4. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    what if the aliens dont have eyes?
     
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  5. basementdweller

    basementdweller Black Belt

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    I'd send jones as well. some of these aliens might as well have 3, 5 eyes... many possibilities for our GOAT
     
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    Limbo Pete Fake History Man

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    What if the aliens have amorphous bodies that are largely immune to physical damage and fight by absorbing their opponent?
     
  7. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    doo ho choi will save us all
     
  8. wilKO

    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    Cain or JDS

    Although Cain couldn't even fight in Mexico so fuck knows how shit he'd be in space.
     
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    Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    Easier to run over.
     
  10. Based God

    Based God Task Force Platinum Member

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    I would send Reem. You see how Uber he got eating horse meat? Imagine him eating aliens.
     
  11. D4C

    D4C Blue Belt

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    Jones by hit and run.
     
  12. Tao of Bas

    Tao of Bas Orange Belt

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    Nick Diaz. He could very well be from outer space or at least has traveled the cosmos in some manner.

    Aliens seem to have long skinny limbs as well so Cesar Gracie Jiu Jitsu could be quite valuable.
     
  13. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    Jones seems like the obvious choice. ..But Jones requires preparation and a plan to defeat his opponents. He's not going to get to watch a bunch of alien tapes.
    So id probably go with JDS. Even if he lost, he wouldn't quit. He'd rep us well.
     
  14. LostMyBlackBelt

    LostMyBlackBelt Red Belt

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    Depends on the alien, against this guy Jones
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  15. LostMyBlackBelt

    LostMyBlackBelt Red Belt

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    If aliens have mind control powers then we want this guy, good luck with that....

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    rurouni Black Belt

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    USADA or No USADA?
     
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    Gutbop Orange Belt

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    Tim Kennedy. Those military guys are always packing something. By the way, are we talking galaxy or universe? Your thread says universe, but your OP says galaxy. If they coming from another galaxy, I think LostMyBlackBelt is right. If we send Mayhem, maybe they'll have pity on us and just leave.
     
  18. James L

    James L on a cloud among many others

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    The only man for the job is Sensei Seagal, imo.

    Jon Jones would rather hit the slopes with those aliens.
     
  19. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Silver Belt

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    Who the fuck would be able to test the Martians during camp though?
     
  20. CleverNameEh

    CleverNameEh All out of bubblegum

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    What kind of skills do they aliens have?

    Without knowing that, best plan of action is to juice ole Brock up and send him in their just due to his size and strength.
     

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