If Mickey Gall pulls out of the CM Punk fight, would Sherdog help me petition to get the fight?

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  1. DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight

    DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight Banned Double Yellow Card

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    I am only an amateur that's been training for months at UFC Gym. The best training there is mind you but I am still just an amateur fighter. It'd be a fair fight.

    I wouldn't be able to sponsor Sherdog because of the outstanding Reebok deal currently in place, however I could show some love in the post-fight interview with Rogan. And I would win because CM Punk's standup is embarrassing & I would destroy him on the ground. I've even trained a new move at UFC Gym specifically to take him out. I call it the south pole. It involves the north south position but it is a devastating submission. The likes of which has never been pulled off in a UFC octagon.

    I wish injury on no man but should Mickey Gall pull out I will be training hard & ready to step in to put on a show.
     
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    JSN choo-CHOO!

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    you have a pulse, so you're qualified IMO
     
  3. You sound lonely.
     
  4. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Actually the south pole is a move I use on my girlfriend-but usually only after a few drinks.
     
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  8. DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight

    DanaWhiteisAlwaysRight Banned Double Yellow Card

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    You don't know how serious I am.
     
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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    I know you're just an internet troll but you could still have a chance vs cm punk
     
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    Rhino Plastic Banned Banned

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    Why not take a fight on your local circuit and make a name for yourself then challenge the winner? It'd have to be a heck of an injury to stop Gall from fighting Punk.
     
  11. akc814ilv

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    He will probably pull out due to fear.

    Can't say I blame him!
     
  12. Kyler Ruxin

    Kyler Ruxin Pabst Powered Fuck Machine

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    "UFC gym" gave it away. And I'm pretty sure the submission that he described involves biting of the cock. That's what I got out of it anyways.
     
  13. james31

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    You'd get ktfo by the punk. Sitchurassdown
     
  14. jonathan274

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    I don't know why but I love these "I've been training at the UFC gym" posts.
     
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    They would probably get someone who at least trains at a real gym...
     
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    I'd love to see you get schooled against Phil Brooks, TS. Then hopefully you'd stop posting these lame attempts at trolling.
     
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    Id rather see him fight the green ranger
     
  18. spannered

    spannered Real men don't wear belts

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    Look dude, I believe you're serious, but lets look at some facts: you're an amateur fighter (how many fights have you had?) with no pro experience and only a few months experience at one of the most overblown, fake gyms around. The UFC gyms have a reputation for being an absolute joke, run by people with no experience in the fight game and no real qualifications to be teaching MMA. Some might have better credentials than others, but from what I've hear they are basically a boxercise gym cashing in on the brand. I suggest you go to a real gym with established trainers and fellow fighters.

    In regards to the fight with CM Punk...there's a million amateurs that would probably jump at this opportunity too. Why not? It's one of the easiest fights you could take on the UFC stage and you'll get exposure like no one else. Let's be realistic too: there's a million other MW's who have more experience and be better suited to taking on Punk. The UFC isn't going to pluck an amateur. They won't pick a total killer, but they'll take someone with a pro record - at least one two fights anyway, just give the fight some sort of legitimacy.

    good luck with your plight, but I doubt anyone is gonna get behind you.
     
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    Green ranger would push his shit in
     

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