If Jon Jones catches the Corona Virus, will he continue to test positive forever?

[Cooliox]

I admit I don't fully understand how 'pulsing' works, but will Jones continue to pulse with Corona Virus?

I'm being serious here. No other fighters seem to have this 'pulsing' allowance when it comes to Steroids,

but with Jones, it's become ok to test positive because 'pulsing'.

Again, I have no idea what that actually means...

but does that mean that Jones will have lifelong Corona?

 

[calisoul]

 

[machidafan99]

picograms of virus, yes

 

[Ravenwing]

7/10

 

[AI fanboy]

Nate also pissed hot and they covered up for him

It took months for guys like Tim Means and Josh Barnett to get rulings for tainted supplements but somehow they figured out that Nate wasn't cheating in a matter of days.

USADA is a joke and Nate is a PED cheat.

 

[~ThrowDown~]

9/10

 

[bigconan]

I admit I don't fully understand how 'pulsing' works, but will Jones continue to pulse with Corona Virus?

I'm being serious here. No other fighters seem to have this 'pulsing' allowance when it comes to Steroids,

but with Jones, it's become ok to test positive because 'pulsing'.

Again, I have no idea what that actually means...

but does that mean that Jones will have lifelong Corona?

you either take an amount of steroids that is effective or you don't...not sure what this whole pulsing thing is...you have to take more test than your body produces naturally, or you will not get any extra benefit, than you would not taking it...when bodybuilders take steroids, they take many times what your body produces naturally and then they might cycle down to maybe only 300mg per week...which is still more than what your body produces naturally...but if you take less, it will have no effect.

 

[Squarechoke]

you either take an amount of steroids that is effective or you don't...not sure what this whole pulsing thing is...you have to take more test than your body produces naturally, or you will not get any extra benefit, than you would not taking it...when bodybuilders take steroids, they take many times what your body produces naturally and then they might cycle down to maybe only 300mg per week...which is still more than what your body produces naturally...but if you take less, it will have no effect.

Yes, but if you can "pulse" it by extension means that all of the substance you took at a given time isn't leaving the body simultaneously, smaller traces of it will remain and leave later, and at unpredictable levels. That in term means that you could have done a crap-ton of it, stopped well before testing and now only smaller traces are left.

Ergo the defense that he took as little as the test showed and that wouldn't have had any effect was nonsensical.

 

[capnlarge]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day lol

 

[Iron Nick]

Yeah, that pulsing stuff seems strange to say the least, lol...

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[leatherf4ce]

I'm being serious here.

Me reading your thread title:

10/10

 

[AlanGregson]

Yes, but if you can "pulse" it by extension means that all of the substance you took at a given time isn't leaving the body simultaneously, smaller traces of it will remain and leave later, and at unpredictable levels. That in term means that you could have done a crap-ton of it, stopped well before testing and now only smaller traces are left.

Ergo the defense that he took as little as the test showed and that wouldn't have had any effect was nonsensical.

Jones isnt the only athlete that has taken turanibol, infact, it was pretty popular with NFL players before they figured out a better way to test for it, alister overeem's should be pulsing till the end of time judging by how much shit he was on, chael sonnen same story... Its just BS
The picograms arent playing hide and seek with you where yout test for a certain amount and then you test for more picograms a few weeks later, there's no smoke without fire, jon is just getting caught at the end of his cycle's...

 

[The UFC Brander Collector]

Jon could not even pronounce corona virus

 

[Sweater of AV]

"We believe COVID-19 has pulsing effects and we will allow exemptions when we feel necessary."

- USADA, courtesy of Jeff Fauci and Pink Goof.

 

[theleerygoose]

Garbage thread. Surprising anyone is actually seeing humor in this. Deserving of the wasteland and yellows IMO.

 

[bigconan]

Yes, but if you can "pulse" it by extension means that all of the substance you took at a given time isn't leaving the body simultaneously, smaller traces of it will remain and leave later, and at unpredictable levels. That in term means that you could have done a crap-ton of it, stopped well before testing and now only smaller traces are left.

Ergo the defense that he took as little as the test showed and that wouldn't have had any effect was nonsensical.

to me, either take enough to get the results you want or forget it...but your explanation seems right.

 

[TheMessiah]

Of course