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If I was TJ...

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by SpedDaddyV, Apr 10, 2019.

  1. SpedDaddyV GOAT

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    I would roid so hard for the next 2 years. Take everything. Make TRT Vitor look like a kitten. Take EPOs, IPOs, anything.

    I mean, what does he have to lose? In 2 years he will be 36 years old and no longer on PEDs. 33 year old TJ ON PEDs got knocked out by a small child. Does that mean an infant can knock out 36 year old TJ without PEDs??
     
  2. chitoortiz Gold Belt

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    Doesn't he still have to be tested in that 2 year window?
     
  3. Omega Man Black Belt

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    I feel like i just smoked a blunt.
     
  4. IloveTHIS Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    except he still has to be tested for those 2 years bud

    if hes smart he will BEG Dana to cut him. Maybe offer WME 25% of all his future fight purses, and go play out the rest of his career overseas doing the TrTor method.
     
  5. Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Why not?

    It's worked for Juicehead Jones. Guy can indefinitely pulse for Turinabol with no consequences.
     
  6. TITS Bunny Belt Platinum Member

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    There aren't enough threads about this?
     
  7. Paladin Red Belt

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    He has the “pulse” clause now
     
  8. antithetic Banned Banned

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    Believe it or not, the time off will probably be healthy for TJ's mental health. Just because he'll be older doesnt mean his chin is going to deteriorate.

    I have a feeling after two years he will come back and be top 5 quick.
     
  9. Airdack sandbagging white belt bjj classes

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    Dilly gonna be sent to Asia with MM. MM looking like he fell into a fucking pharmacy.
     
  10. Weidman Still my booooy!

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    If i was TJ i would fight USADA and say i took nothing. Even tho he would still get ban some would believe him, this way everyone knows he's a complete cheater..
     
  11. antithetic Banned Banned

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    True, but it shows his mindset. He's a nasty little bastard.
     
  12. dim_ Steel Belt

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    you reaslise he will still be being tested right?
     
  13. Klaavical Black Belt

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    Or roid your fuckin face off and fight for One Championship
     
  14. vgff Brown Belt

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    if he chooses to leave the USADA testing pool during this time, and then come back, everyone will know he's been juicing, and he'll be roasted whether he wins or loses. plus, all kinds of long term metabolites could show up....
     
  15. Paladin Red Belt

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    I think he will get knocked out more frequently, just like his fellow former TAM doper, chad mini Mendez
     
  16. cburm Purple Belt

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    True but as much knowledge he had he shoulda just done what jones did and pulsed
     

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