If Dana White was a battle rapper

[13Seconds]

 

[Tamriel Terror]

"These fighters talkin bout they need money, ain't no way, cause how am I supposed to pay to get dat snow removed from my driveway?" -dana white

 

[Sonny Qc]

"These fighters talkin bout they need money, ain't no way, cause how am I supposed to pay to get dat snow removed from my driveway?" -dana white

pretty good

 

[Sakuraba7]

 

[VinceArch]

I told the fucking goof he won't make it
See that reebok gear I want you to take it
You want to be a fucking fighter you dummy?
I can't hear you sitting on top of all this Anderson Silva money

 

[johnnyroastbeef]

 

[Hulk Brogan]

what if he were a battle mage?

 

[Aluminati]

"You say you won't fight the number one challenger
Because of advice you got from your manager
I have no respect for you or your people
If you don't sign, you're fighting Khabeagle..."

-- DFW feat. Kenny Florian

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

God, I love this forum

 

[LoneStalker]

If Dana White was a battle rapper, he'd remind me of the GOAT Supa Hot Fire.

 

[Aluminati]

"They all beg me, I think it is funny
Because of me the Diaz's have weed money.
Valerie's broke, Cummins is homeless
This makes me harder than Jon Bones Jones is..."

 

[13Seconds]

I told the fucking goof he won't make it
See that reebok gear I want you to take it
You want to be a fucking fighter you dummy?
I can't hear you sitting on top of all this Anderson Silva money

 

[LOLAinsleyHarriott]

God, I love this forum

Like an autistic younger brother

 

[13Seconds]

Shit i got wastelanded

 

[Deleted member 196663]

Found his album cover.

Needs corny title photoshopped in.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Ive always wondered this..... is this just Dana being silly or is he making the Verdum face? Off topic I know.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I lie to your face, it's a total disgrace
I say something one day
Then the next day, no way
It's hard to be Dana, don't think I'm playin' ya
Even though I am, you'll say "Goddamn!
I was fooled again!"
But you were never my friend.

 

[Tyr XIII]

This thread could possibly hit legendary.

 

[Aluminati]

"You can have a fit and pretend to retire,
You can pretend to be chief because your brand's on fire,
But threaten to fight Floyd, take the cheese, and skate,
And I'll put your ass in the cage with Heavyweight Nate."