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If Dana White was a battle rapper

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by 13Seconds, Dec 22, 2016.

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    "These fighters talkin bout they need money, ain't no way, cause how am I supposed to pay to get dat snow removed from my driveway?" -dana white
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  5. VinceArch I am all of me.

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    I told the fucking goof he won't make it
    See that reebok gear I want you to take it
    You want to be a fucking fighter you dummy?
    I can't hear you sitting on top of all this Anderson Silva money

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    what if he were a battle mage?
     
  8. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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  10. LoneStalker Black Belt

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    If Dana White was a battle rapper, he'd remind me of the GOAT Supa Hot Fire.


     
  11. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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    "They all beg me, I think it is funny
    Because of me the Diaz's have weed money.
    Valerie's broke, Cummins is homeless
    This makes me harder than Jon Bones Jones is..."
     
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  13. LOLAinsleyHarriott Stirring the Pot.

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    Like an autistic younger brother
     
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    Shit i got wastelanded
     
  15. Found his album cover.

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    Needs corny title photoshopped in.
     
  16. Kenny Powerth Jean Belt (Jelt)

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    Ive always wondered this..... is this just Dana being silly or is he making the Verdum face? Off topic I know.
     
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    I lie to your face, it's a total disgrace
    I say something one day
    Then the next day, no way
    It's hard to be Dana, don't think I'm playin' ya
    Even though I am, you'll say "Goddamn!
    I was fooled again!"
    But you were never my friend.
     
  18. Tyr XIII Real Pain To My Sham Friends

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    This thread could possibly hit legendary.
     
  19. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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    You can pretend to be chief because your brand's on fire,
    But threaten to fight Floyd, take the cheese, and skate,
    And I'll put your ass in the cage with Heavyweight Nate."
     

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