If Dana White was a battle rapper

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  1. 13Seconds

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    "These fighters talkin bout they need money, ain't no way, cause how am I supposed to pay to get dat snow removed from my driveway?" -dana white
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    pretty good
     
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    I told the fucking goof he won't make it
    See that reebok gear I want you to take it
    You want to be a fucking fighter you dummy?
    I can't hear you sitting on top of all this Anderson Silva money

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    what if he were a battle mage?
     
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    If Dana White was a battle rapper, he'd remind me of the GOAT Supa Hot Fire.


     
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    Like an autistic younger brother
     
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    Shit i got wastelanded
     
  15. Found his album cover.

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    Needs corny title photoshopped in.
     
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    Ive always wondered this..... is this just Dana being silly or is he making the Verdum face? Off topic I know.
     
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    I lie to your face, it's a total disgrace
    I say something one day
    Then the next day, no way
    It's hard to be Dana, don't think I'm playin' ya
    Even though I am, you'll say "Goddamn!
    I was fooled again!"
    But you were never my friend.
     
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    Tyr XIII Real Pain To My Sham Friends

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    This thread could possibly hit legendary.
     
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