If Apple bought the UFC

Pay per views would cost $500 each and you'd still have to pay $50 for each individual fight.
 
they would start calling it the iOctagon.
 
I asked Siri. She just linked me to bars where I can watch the PPV's. Very suspicious.

Just trying this shit out. We will see how well that works. Blah blah blah blah blah.
 
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More gays would be into the sport
 
You could only watch UFC events on iTunes and on Apple products (iPods, iPads, MacBooks, etc.), and you could elect to buy an entire fight card or inidividual fights.
 
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They would be overrated and their fan boils would shit all over you for saying the product was crap.

Nothing would change.
 
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