If Apple bought the UFC

Name change to IFC, and a sterile white cage,and a tag line of bleed different
 
White cage.
"UFC:s" for the smaller fighters 💆👬🎩💅🙅🙅👑
 
The ufc uniform would be a black turtleneck, jeans and a pair of new balances
 
They wouldn't be wearing those ugly ass knockoffs of beats anymore.
 
HW: iVelasquez
LHW: iJonesBones
MW: iWeidman
WW: iHendricks
LW: iPettis
FW: iAldo
BW: iBarao
FW: iJohnson

UFC president: iWhite
 
Ticket prices would go up, half the roster would be cut, there would only be three PPV a year and online streams would no longer be allowed to use flash video....only quicktime.
 
they move every fight to china, fighters would only get paid 25 dollars to fight and they proceed to charge fans $500 per ppv....in which we now have to line up for a week in advance to order.

Also, fans of the UFC go from douchey meathead to douchey hipsters.

Came at me bro change to "you're so passe, bro"
 
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