Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Megatronlee, May 22, 2014.
What changes would occur? Positive and negative
Apple doesn't own the UFC??
Thwy wiuold fsifht bark vs fador
Tim Cook don't train UFC bro
Name change to IFC, and a sterile white cage,and a tag line of bleed different
I'd have to assume Mighty Mouse's sponsors would look quite different.
Ultimate Apple Championship
Fighters would wear sandals and hang out at Starbucks.
"UFC:s" for the smaller fighters 💆👬🎩💅🙅🙅👑
The ufc uniform would be a black turtleneck, jeans and a pair of new balances
Ufc would test for pancreatic cancer
It would bring lots of apple fanboys,
They wouldn't be wearing those ugly ass knockoffs of beats anymore.
positive tests go to the new 115 pound division
That's Patrick Cummings now
UFC president: iWhite
Ticket prices would go up, half the roster would be cut, there would only be three PPV a year and online streams would no longer be allowed to use flash video....only quicktime.
they move every fight to china, fighters would only get paid 25 dollars to fight and they proceed to charge fans $500 per ppv....in which we now have to line up for a week in advance to order.
Also, fans of the UFC go from douchey meathead to douchey hipsters.
Came at me bro change to "you're so passe, bro"
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