If Apple bought the UFC

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  1. Megatronlee

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    What changes would occur? Positive and negative
     
    Megatronlee, May 22, 2014
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  2. countswagula

    countswagula Gold Belt

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    Apple doesn't own the UFC??
     
    countswagula, May 22, 2014
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  3. Fantasy

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    Thwy wiuold fsifht bark vs fador
     
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  4. Degen Gambler

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    Tim Cook don't train UFC bro
     
    Degen Gambler, May 22, 2014
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  5. FRANKIE 保憲

    FRANKIE 保憲 RAINMAKER

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    Name change to IFC, and a sterile white cage,and a tag line of bleed different
     
    FRANKIE 保憲, May 22, 2014
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  6. BionicCommando

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    I'd have to assume Mighty Mouse's sponsors would look quite different.
     
    BionicCommando, May 22, 2014
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  7. hasar

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    Ultimate Apple Championship
     
    hasar, May 22, 2014
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    Fighters would wear sandals and hang out at Starbucks.
     
    accolyte1022, May 22, 2014
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  9. Megatronlee

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    White cage.
    "UFC:s" for the smaller fighters 💆👬🎩💅🙅🙅👑
     
    Megatronlee, May 22, 2014
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  10. SanJose90

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    The ufc uniform would be a black turtleneck, jeans and a pair of new balances
     
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  11. Megatronlee

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    Ufc would test for pancreatic cancer
     
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  12. hasar

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    It would bring lots of apple fanboys,
     
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  13. LNP 101

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    Hahahaha!
     
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    They wouldn't be wearing those ugly ass knockoffs of beats anymore.
     
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  15. Degen Gambler

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    positive tests go to the new 115 pound division
     
    Degen Gambler, May 22, 2014
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  16. Gritz**

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    That's Patrick Cummings now
     
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  17. Uncommon Valor

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    Lol.
     
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  18. WeidmanPowerMMA

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    UFC president: iWhite
     
    WeidmanPowerMMA, May 22, 2014
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  19. m52nickerson

    m52nickerson EXTERMINATE!

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    Ticket prices would go up, half the roster would be cut, there would only be three PPV a year and online streams would no longer be allowed to use flash video....only quicktime.
     
    m52nickerson, May 22, 2014
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  20. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    they move every fight to china, fighters would only get paid 25 dollars to fight and they proceed to charge fans $500 per ppv....in which we now have to line up for a week in advance to order.

    Also, fans of the UFC go from douchey meathead to douchey hipsters.

    Came at me bro change to "you're so passe, bro"
     
    JudoThrowFiasco, May 22, 2014
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