If Apple bought the UFC

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  1. Megatronlee

    Megatronlee Red Belt

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    What changes would occur? Positive and negative
     
  2. countswagula

    countswagula Gold Belt

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    Apple doesn't own the UFC??
     
  3. Fantasy

    Fantasy Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Thwy wiuold fsifht bark vs fador
     
  4. Degen Gambler

    Degen Gambler Silver Belt

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    Tim Cook don't train UFC bro
     
  5. FRANKIE 保憲

    FRANKIE 保憲 RAINMAKER

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    Name change to IFC, and a sterile white cage,and a tag line of bleed different
     
  6. BionicCommando

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    I'd have to assume Mighty Mouse's sponsors would look quite different.
     
  7. hasar

    hasar Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Ultimate Apple Championship
     
  8. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 Fighting Giants

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    Fighters would wear sandals and hang out at Starbucks.
     
  9. Megatronlee

    Megatronlee Red Belt

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    White cage.
    "UFC:s" for the smaller fighters 💆👬🎩💅🙅🙅👑
     
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    The ufc uniform would be a black turtleneck, jeans and a pair of new balances
     
  11. Megatronlee

    Megatronlee Red Belt

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    Ufc would test for pancreatic cancer
     
  12. hasar

    hasar Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    It would bring lots of apple fanboys,
     
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    LNP 101 Banned Banned

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    Hahahaha!
     
  14. clear31

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    They wouldn't be wearing those ugly ass knockoffs of beats anymore.
     
  15. Degen Gambler

    Degen Gambler Silver Belt

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    positive tests go to the new 115 pound division
     
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    That's Patrick Cummings now
     
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    Lol.
     
  18. WeidmanPowerMMA

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    UFC president: iWhite
     
  19. m52nickerson

    m52nickerson EXTERMINATE!

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    Ticket prices would go up, half the roster would be cut, there would only be three PPV a year and online streams would no longer be allowed to use flash video....only quicktime.
     
  20. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    they move every fight to china, fighters would only get paid 25 dollars to fight and they proceed to charge fans $500 per ppv....in which we now have to line up for a week in advance to order.

    Also, fans of the UFC go from douchey meathead to douchey hipsters.

    Came at me bro change to "you're so passe, bro"
     

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