News Idea of the CENTURY!!!

[THE Red Beard]

Pinch it first.

Is that a thing or this fecal banter? I'll participate in either but I need details.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Is that a thing or this fecal banter? I'll participate in either but I need details.

It’s hilarious fecal banter that I just thought of.

 

[THE Red Beard]

It’s hilarious fecal banter that I just thought of.

 

[mb23100]

I've never heard of a half a loaf of bread either take. I always just bought whole loaves and threw half away when it was just me in the house.

 

[THE Red Beard]

I've never heard of a half a loaf of bread either take. I always just bought whole loaves and threw half away when it was just me in the house.

 

[Kaybee]

Guys!!! I make a pretty great living and fill my house with food weekly. I'm talking, never look at prices and just get what I want. Bags on bags on bags. Well anyways, I've discussed this in a previous thread. Check out the Hall of Red for all my threads...I digress.


You know what I throw out the most!?!? Bread. Never finished a loaf ever. Why they make them so big?!?!? New idea!!! Personal loafs! Six slices in a loaf. I can't eat 15 slices and fit in my two piece. Two pieces and a biscuit more like it!











Discuss my brilliance.

Pretty common in Japan actually, though the slices themselves are rather thicc

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Even that's too big tbh. I need 6 slices. I counted the bread in the pic and decided I need 1/4 loaves.

I usually eat 4 slices but I dig the idea.

 

[Karl_Hungus]

They have partial loaves like that for sale in Japan. At first, I asked myself how uncultured and uncivilized OP was. But, then, I realized that he lives in a prison or something, so it makes sense they only have those huge, industrial sized loafs.

 

[Bushpig]

If i could buy a single slice.... packaged on its own. I would totally buy that shit err day.

 

[Horus]

you could go to the local park/pond and make friends with the ducks with your leftovers

 

[Drain Bamage]

Guys!!! I make a pretty great living and fill my house with food weekly. I'm talking, never look at prices and just get what I want. Bags on bags on bags. Well anyways, I've discussed this in a previous thread. Check out the Hall of Red for all my threads...I digress.

Another day, another humble brag thread by @Red Beard

Boo hoo, all that food and you can't finish a fuckin' loaf of bread.

 

[facePuncher7]

Guys!!! I make a pretty great living and fill my house with food weekly. I'm talking, never look at prices and just get what I want. Bags on bags on bags. Well anyways, I've discussed this in a previous thread. Check out the Hall of Red for all my threads...I digress.


You know what I throw out the most!?!? Bread. Never finished a loaf ever. Why they make them so big?!?!? New idea!!! Personal loafs! Six slices in a loaf. I can't eat 15 slices and fit in my two piece. Two pieces and a biscuit more like it!











Discuss my brilliance.

In Asia this is a thing, you get half loaves more often than full.

 

[fungi]

Guys!!! I make a pretty great living and fill my house with food weekly. I'm talking, never look at prices and just get what I want. Bags on bags on bags. Well anyways, I've discussed this in a previous thread. Check out the Hall of Red for all my threads...I digress.


You know what I throw out the most!?!? Bread. Never finished a loaf ever. Why they make them so big?!?!? New idea!!! Personal loafs! Six slices in a loaf. I can't eat 15 slices and fit in my two piece. Two pieces and a biscuit more like it!











Discuss my brilliance.

I have an even better idea.

A 5-slice loaf.

/thread.

 

[Tireur889]

Have you heard of 8 minute abs?

Well I hope you're sitting down because boy do I have an idea for you.

Eight minute abs. Wow that takes me back. I knew a guy in high school who bragged about doing eight minute abs in six minutes and would randomly flash his abs at people . Good times

 

[Tireur889]

I have an even better idea.

A 5-slice loaf.

/thread.

I was gonna suggest a 1/4 loaf

 

[GSP_37]

When I was poor as shit I ate butter and sugar sandwiches.



I'm usually sitting down...



When is the last time you had a crouton?? If you say this week I'll scream.

Maybe this week or last week turkey stuffing probably had croutons in it. I like stuffing.

 

[GSP_37]

Pretty common in Japan actually, though the slices themselves are rather thicc

Thick Japanese bread even in Sam's Club is expensive.

 

[William Huggins]

I have 5 loaves in the freezer right now. I don't know the science behind taking it out and making a sandwich.

You're going to need a pretty fancy Sammich maker to do that........

 

[William Huggins]

@HUGHPHUG what do you do with your bread? Fill it with beans and throw it at pick pockets? The English...

No, we fill our pockets with bread and beans to keep the pickpockets away.......then we eat it later.

 

[THE Red Beard]

I usually eat 4 slices but I dig the idea.

I couldn't eat that much bread at once. I'd need a pretty excessive club sandwich or something.

If i could buy a single slice.... packaged on its own. I would totally buy that shit err day.

This idea might anger the climate change folks. The Greta emoji is gone or else you and I would get it...

Another day, another humble brag thread by @Red Beard

Boo hoo, all that food and you can't finish a fuckin' loaf of bread.

You're not wrong. I am absolutely rolling in cooked dough and real dough. Take a day outta work; you sound stressed.