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  1. Red Beard Silver Belt

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    Guys!!! I make a pretty great living and fill my house with food weekly. I'm talking, never look at prices and just get what I want. Bags on bags on bags. Well anyways, I've discussed this in a previous thread. Check out the Hall of Red for all my threads...I digress.


    You know what I throw out the most!?!? Bread. Never finished a loaf ever. Why they make them so big?!?!? New idea!!! Personal loafs! Six slices in a loaf. I can't eat 15 slices and fit in my two piece. Two pieces and a biscuit more like it!

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    ....half loafs are already a thing grandpa
     
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    Maybe at your Mom's house!
     
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    In hindsight, I should have titled this thread, "Best idea since sliced bread!"


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    Is this bread available at real stores or just at Mountie huts???
     
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    I have no idea. I've definitely seen half loaves at my local bakery.
     
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    It's a good idea though, especially for bachelors.
     
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    Even that's too big tbh. I need 6 slices. I counted the bread in the pic and decided I need 1/4 loaves.
     
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    You wouldn't have a club foot if you are less bread!!! 1/4 Red Bread just banned you buddy!!!

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    You know you can freeze bread, right?
     
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    I have 5 loaves in the freezer right now. I don't know the science behind taking it out and making a sandwich.
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  16. ClubFoot Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. Platinum Member

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    The reason I eat so much bread is your mom makes me a sandwich every time I plow her.

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    Great idea. It already exists though. Surprised it's not by wherever you are.

    You could also give up on bread and just eat meat.
     
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