I wrote a movie trailer inspired by sherdog

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  1. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    A stack of papers is loosely held together with a cotton string

    Mike: sir we can't find a better way to hold these papers.

    Petey: if we don't find a way, God help us all.

    Cut to: Ovuerpressure in a dark workshop slams a hammer down on a hot slim slice of metal

    Cut to

    Mike: you told us you have a solution!

    Oveurpressure: i need more time.

    Wadtucket: *likes this*

    Cut to: a long metal strip is quenched in the forge.

    Cut to

    Ares Black: they are building some thing to hold these papers.

    Kofinger: if we let them, our plan will be ruined!

    In a world

    *the metal strip is being bent*

    Where folders are failing.

    *the metal strip is bent more and more*

    And papers are disorganized

    Bad seed: there's word of a new device being built.

    BisexualMMA: we must send our support

    Before staplers.

    *Petey flips his desk*

    Petey: I want this technology now! The pages are numbered!

    Mike: it may be too late
    -

    Before floppy discs.

    *the metal strip is now bent into its final shape*

    In summer 2019

    Can
    *explosion*

    You

    *idris Elba being casted as bond*

    Hold it

    *papers are being stacked*

    Together.

    Cut to black,

    Fade in

    Clippy

    Begins.
     
  2. Fatt Hughes

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    lacks diversity and can't be marketed to china.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I suggest something like this for the Overpressure forging montage:

     
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    Hatestorm P4P Hottest Smelling Avatar

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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    I tried to imagine gendry from game of thrones as inspiration.
     
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  6. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I see possibilities here...

    T-1000 paper clip sent back from the future, able to morph into other office equipment to prevent the forging of the first true Sherdog paper clip.

    Paper clip in the stone... Only one true dogger (99silva?) has what it takes to pull the finished product from the stone and change the course of history.

    A race against Cameldog to develop the paper clip and turn the tide of the war.
     
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    I read it with a boston accent.



    j/k.

    tldr.
     
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    Is it on Rotten tomatoes yet?
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    Perhaps a origin movie for cameldog too. Perhaps 99Silva appears At the end credits?

    Who was that mod who ended up getting banned? He can be in it too.
     
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    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    no fat chicks is black listed from the film for fat shaming
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    PositiveBalance - definitely the Saruman / Frank Lopez of this story.
     
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  12. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    Indeed, the thanos
     
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    Who will be the female lead? This will flop without some good looking women.
     
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  14. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    Weird I got no notifications.
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    Not many 6'5 285 pounds of pure muscle women around.
     
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    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    When you go this meta about sherdog, you know you need a new hobby. Sorry, but eek.
     
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    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    @Kardashians ??????
     
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    @Sara ........ You have a role for a 50 year old pain in the ass spinster?

    @axhand1e ^5
     
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    It's good

    REAL good

    <mma4>
     
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