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A stack of papers is loosely held together with a cotton string
Mike: sir we can't find a better way to hold these papers.
Petey: if we don't find a way, God help us all.
Cut to: Ovuerpressure in a dark workshop slams a hammer down on a hot slim slice of metal
Cut to
Mike: you told us you have a solution!
Oveurpressure: i need more time.
Wadtucket: *likes this*
Cut to: a long metal strip is quenched in the forge.
Cut to
Ares Black: they are building some thing to hold these papers.
Kofinger: if we let them, our plan will be ruined!
In a world
*the metal strip is being bent*
Where folders are failing.
*the metal strip is bent more and more*
And papers are disorganized
Bad seed: there's word of a new device being built.
BisexualMMA: we must send our support
Before staplers.
*Petey flips his desk*
Petey: I want this technology now! The pages are numbered!
Mike: it may be too late
-
Before floppy discs.
*the metal strip is now bent into its final shape*
In summer 2019
Can
*explosion*
You
*idris Elba being casted as bond*
Hold it
*papers are being stacked*
Together.
Cut to black,
Fade in
Clippy
Begins.
Mike: sir we can't find a better way to hold these papers.
Petey: if we don't find a way, God help us all.
Cut to: Ovuerpressure in a dark workshop slams a hammer down on a hot slim slice of metal
Cut to
Mike: you told us you have a solution!
Oveurpressure: i need more time.
Wadtucket: *likes this*
Cut to: a long metal strip is quenched in the forge.
Cut to
Ares Black: they are building some thing to hold these papers.
Kofinger: if we let them, our plan will be ruined!
In a world
*the metal strip is being bent*
Where folders are failing.
*the metal strip is bent more and more*
And papers are disorganized
Bad seed: there's word of a new device being built.
BisexualMMA: we must send our support
Before staplers.
*Petey flips his desk*
Petey: I want this technology now! The pages are numbered!
Mike: it may be too late
-
Before floppy discs.
*the metal strip is now bent into its final shape*
In summer 2019
Can
*explosion*
You
*idris Elba being casted as bond*
Hold it
*papers are being stacked*
Together.
Cut to black,
Fade in
Clippy
Begins.
