I Would Work Out More But......

[Shizzy]

I would work out more but __________________. Everyone insert your own exuse here. I'll start.

I would work out more but I'm addicted to drinking beer and playing fight night 3.

 

[bacon]

This thread sucks...

I'd work out more but I have these things called "bills".

 

[Monger]

I have a legitimate injury that required surgical treatment... It's not funny but it's the only excuse I have.

 

[Monger]

This thread sucks...

Agreed

 

[Shizzy]

This forum is a bit stiff, you guys need to loosen up a little (starts giving Bacon and Monger Backrubs).

 

[fat_wilhelm]

What does this have to do with science?

 

[Ian Coe]

I would work out more but



I'm here recovering from my last work out (losing brain cells reading this thread)

 

[HULKAMANIA]

I would work out more, but you're gay and this thread sucks.

 

[bacon]

Das Hulk hath spoketh.

 

[Nezzer]

This forum is a bit stiff, you guys need to loosen up a little (starts giving Bacon and Monger Backrubs).

I would work out more, but I'm waiting for my backrub with hand release.

 

[Shizzy]

I would work out more, but you're gay and this thread sucks.

At least you stuck to the format, I appreciate that.

I am the captain of this thread and I shall go down with it. Can I get a better insult than I'm gay, the strength forum has no creativity. In the OT I would have been raped and stuffed into a dumpster already. Here, after 10 posts, I am only gay.

 

[Shizzy]

I would work out more, but I'm waiting for my backrub with hand release.

Would you like full release or a happy ending?

 

[bacon]

*rapes shizzy, stuffs him in dumpster with an abnormally well-endowed tranny strung out on extacy. Goes to shizzy's house, dry humps his sister, dog and grandma, shits on parents bed, eats all the cheetos and wipes ass with cat.*

 

[Shizzy]

*rapes shizzy, stuffs him in dumpster with an abnormally well-endowed tranny strung out on extacy. Goes to shizzy's house, dry humps his sister, dog and grandma, shits on parents bed, eats all the cheetos and wipes ass with cat.*

Hahaha, thats more like it!!!! Tip of the hat to you sir. Thats a tough one to beat, anyone else?

 

[bacon]

*goes back to dumpster, hands well-endowed tranny a redbull, 2 viagra and a snow cone. points laughs at shizzy, farts in dumpster, closes lid hella fast.*

 

[Revok]

I would work out but I'm trying to think of creative ways to enact violence and indignity upon Shizzy's person.

 

[Shizzy]

I would work out but I'm trying to think of creative ways to enact violence and indignity upon Shizzy's person.

Well, lets hear it. So far Bacon is the only creative one in the strength forum.

 

[SmashiusClay]

I'd work out more but I feel the need to delete retarded threads.

 

[Shizzy]

*goes back to dumpster, hands well-endowed tranny a redbull, 2 viagra and a snow cone. points laughs at shizzy, farts in dumpster, closes lid hella fast.*

Shizzy wakes up in dumpster and gets out, puts icepack on his sticky sore snow cone anus. I have 300 dollars in my pocket and I wonder why....I go home and the only snack that would cheer me up has been eaten :icon_cry2 I take a shower to get all the tranny goo off of me. I sit in my dark room and plan my revenge against Bacon......

 

[Ian Coe]

Shizzy wakes up in dumpster and gets out, puts icepack on his sticky sore snow cone anus. I have 300 dollars in my pocket and I wonder why....I go home and the only snack that would cheer me up has been eaten :icon_cry2 I take a shower to get all the tranny goo off of me. I sit in my dark room and plan my revenge against Bacon......

is that before or after this thread gets locked