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No you wouldn't.
He'd beat your ass, then bang your mom and have her make him a sandwich afterwards.
No you wouldn't.
He'd beat your ass, then bang your mom and have her make him a sandwich afterwards.
sandwiches are for poor people. He would have her make him a steak like a real boss.No you wouldn't.
He'd beat your ass, then bang your mom and have her make him a sandwich afterwards.
You're right, I'm wrong.sandwiches are for poor people. He would have her make him a steak like a real boss.
This. He has been training bjj for a decade and there is zero footage of him actually rolling. One of the few blackbelts that never competed in a single bjj tournament even once. Because he is frightened that is "fighter" image would be exposed if he did.Rogan is a wanna be fighter. Everything he does, the way he talks, acts, walks all give off fighter vibes. The only problem is: he is not, never has, and never will be a fighter. He’s a wanna be. Point blank. He tries to act like a tough guy but dude couldn’t fight his way out of a kindergarten recess. I just love how his fans think he’s some bad ass.
“Dude Joe Rogan is TKD black belt and bad ass fighter bro, he’ll totally kick everyone’s ass bro. Don’t try him bro. He talked about it on his podcast bro. Crazy fighter Joe, bro.”
yes, rogan is definitely narcissistic, and it's funny that he doesn't think he is. but he knows when to back off and act humble. it's entirely based on who he's interacting with. when he's around schaub, callen, and the like, he's mr. know-it-all. when he's around fighters and those who are clearly smarter than him, he checks himself.
it was most evident when he had that infamous argument with steven crowder. crowder called him on it, and rogan couldn't believe it and denied it. rogan blamed the booze, but as we all know, booze doesn't change your personality. it simply allows you to act the way you'd like to act, without fear of consequences and the opinion of others.
Rogan is a wanna be fighter. Everything he does, the way he talks, acts, walks all give off fighter vibes. The only problem is: he is not, never has, and never will be a fighter. He’s a wanna be. Point blank. He tries to act like a tough guy but dude couldn’t fight his way out of a kindergarten recess. I just love how his fans think he’s some bad ass.
“Dude Joe Rogan is TKD black belt and bad ass fighter bro, he’ll totally kick everyone’s ass bro. Don’t try him bro. He talked about it on his podcast bro. Crazy fighter Joe, bro.”
Joe Rogan has a black belt in BJJ and taekwondo. It will take a very skilled fighter to beat him. He could probably beat a UFC fighter in a grappling match. He is a little more than a wannabee.
You’re laughing but it’s true
Rogan is a wanna be fighter. Everything he does, the way he talks, acts, walks all give off fighter vibes. The only problem is: he is not, never has, and never will be a fighter. He’s a wanna be. Point blank. He tries to act like a tough guy but dude couldn’t fight his way out of a kindergarten recess. I just love how his fans think he’s some bad ass.
“Dude Joe Rogan is TKD black belt and bad ass fighter bro, he’ll totally kick everyone’s ass bro. Don’t try him bro. He talked about it on his podcast bro. Crazy fighter Joe, bro.”
I know a 5 year old kid who has a black belt in TKD.
You’re laughing but it’s true
This. He has been training bjj for a decade and there is zero footage of him actually rolling. One of the few blackbelts that never competed in a single bjj tournament even once. Because he is frightened that is "fighter" image would be exposed if he did.
Rogan is a wanna be fighter. Everything he does, the way he talks, acts, walks all give off fighter vibes. The only problem is: he is not, never has, and never will be a fighter. He’s a wanna be. Point blank. He tries to act like a tough guy but dude couldn’t fight his way out of a kindergarten recess. I just love how his fans think he’s some bad ass.
“Dude Joe Rogan is TKD black belt and bad ass fighter bro, he’ll totally kick everyone’s ass bro. Don’t try him bro. He talked about it on his podcast bro. Crazy fighter Joe, bro.”
This thread is so corny, clearly you have confidence issues about your life man. I find it time and time again my friends who are confident, enjoy their life and are successful don't have any petty grudges where they "want to see someone get punched in the face". It's like Jesus get a life man stop thinking so much about your dislike of someone who literally has millions of people like you wasting their time talking about him.
All he does is call bullshit when he smells it.