I wish Doritos would get there act together and evenly season each of their chips already

[Clippy]

So upsetting, I want to sit back, haul off and eat me a bag of doritos for the holidays but evert time and my favourite it Spicey Naucho

But fuck, I have to dig and shuffle through to get the most seasoned ones. It is so tedious to have to audit my yummy doritos snacks every time before consumption. I only like the REally seasoned fully red ones not those partially seasoned light orange ones, I take those and throw em right on the train tracks .

There's maybe TWELVE premium doritos in a bag of mostly trash

Whyh cant they sort this out at the factory

2018 can't come fast enough

 

[GSP_37]

The last bag I bought from Sam's Club had numerous clumps of seasoning. I'm trying to save it for future use. It's really salty.

 

[mozza1831991]

I’m up most nights wondering the same thing.

 

[mb23100]

Once I got a bag with a ball of seasoning the size of a marble

 

[franquito]

Papa Dorrito used to season each one by hand, back when pride still mattered.
Now Jimmy Dorrito III moved the factory to Thailand and spends his time cavorting around with vacuous bikini babes

 

[Ares Black]

*their

EDIT: just noticed the second their.

Well played

 

[Ares Black]

Fun fact: Dorito is spanish for little golden thing

 

[michal001]

Clippy,

did you read the instructions? rotate the bag around 3 times and either open the bag from the bottom OR store your bag upside down and open it from the top.

did you do that? no? well, wtf, how have you been eating your doritos all your life.

 

[dembones22]

So upsetting, I want to sit back, haul off and eat me a bag of doritos for the holidays but evert time and my favourite it Spicey Naucho

But fuck, I have to dig and shuffle through to get the most seasoned ones. It is so tedious to have to audit my yummy doritos snacks every time before consumption. I only like the REally seasoned fully red ones not those partially seasoned light orange ones, I take those and throw em right on the train tracks .

There's maybe TWELVE premium doritos in a bag of mostly trash

Whyh cant they sort this out at the factory

2018 can't come fast enough

I have my Caucasian female assistant go through 5 bags to get me 1 awesome one. Get your shit together, peasant.

. I believe what your looking for is Doritos " EXTREME " or " JACKED " .... fatso.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

When will they come out with Clippy endorsed Doritos Mac N Cheez flavor?

 

[Slobodan]

Oh @Clippy

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

just eat a too spicy one and an not spicy one together

 

[weed]

@Clippy

 

[The Big Sloppy]

A-Fuckin’-Men!

Preach it, @Clippy!!

 

[TommyGunz]

They should start selling seasoning. They'd make a killing

 

[Universal Champion]

Fun fact: Dorito is spanish for little golden thing

Doradito

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Corporations ruin everything

 

[odog]

Make you own Dorito dust.

Ingredients.

1/2 Cup Nutritional Yeast
2 tbsp Onion Powder
2 tbsp Garlic Powder
2 tbsp Paprika
1 tbsp Cayenne
1 tbsp Salt
1 tbsp Sea Salt

Preparation.

Toss in food processor.

You're welcome.

http://www.williampetruzzo.com/2013/04/how-to-make-doritos-dust-seasoning-and-eat-delicious-things/

 

[loyalyolayal]

When will they come out with Clippy endorsed Doritos Mac N Cheez flavor?

Banana...ritos.

 

[Legumes]

Once I got a bag with a ball of seasoning the size of a marble

I once found three very large chunks of seasoning in the ranch dipped hot wings flavor doritos. The largest measured approximately 1''x1''. It damn near choked me out it was so strong, but it was awesome.