I Will Sleep With 100 Women

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  1. A.S. Deep

    A.S. Deep Black Belt

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    Tl;dr: I sucked at getting girls, so now I'm gonna get 100 to prove I no longer suck.

    This has always been a goal of mine. I was basically an incel growing up. Didn't really kiss a girl until I was 20. By 22 I was engaged to the girl of my dreams, and we're still together. She's bisexual, so we have an open relationship where we can sleep with women (but she can't sleep with guys).

    I'll be honest and say this goal is 100% based off me compensating for my childhood and teen years. With this goal I'll show that any guy, even someone who was as unattractive and socially clueless as me, can hit 100. There's a lot of guys out there who have no clue how high their potential is.

    I'll bump this when I hit 100. I'll try to offer proof, but I'm not showing my face or any of the girls' faces (due to privacy). I'll also add in any lessons I learn. Wish me luck and an AIDS-free future, Sherbros!
     
  2. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Will they bring back the OT tomorrow?


    ..Hopefully?
     
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  3. THEfightsAREfixed

    THEfightsAREfixed Master Servant

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    Could you post maybe graphic descriptions of your hookups so I (can) masturbate to them imagining I am you
     
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  4. JabToucher

    JabToucher Black Belt

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    Get tinder.
     
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  5. A.S. Deep

    A.S. Deep Black Belt

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    Definitely. My fiancee is gonna help me make it. She's way better than me at taking good pics. She's already got some good looking girls from Tinder.
     
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    JabToucher Black Belt

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    Pics at least of chicks she's banged?
     
  7. Jack Stevonovich

    Jack Stevonovich Purple Belt

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    can she sleep with lesbian preop transwomen?
     
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  8. A.S. Deep

    A.S. Deep Black Belt

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    I don't feel comfortable showing the girls' faces, though there obviously has to be a way to cross out their faces before submitting the pics. I don't know how to cross off the faces yet though. When I hit 100 I can show proof of my fiancee's girls too possibly.
     
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  9. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    More "i've got warts on my dick" threads incoming.
    <{clintugh}>
     
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  10. Diogenes of Sinope

    Diogenes of Sinope Purple Belt

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    ToxicShocker Black Belt

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    If its gone for good its 100% grizzard2bid's fault. He went full stormfront in there.
     
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  12. pookiyama

    pookiyama Purple Belt

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    Anyone can hit 100 if they drop their standards low enough.
     
  13. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    Literally, none of this ever happened nor will happen.
     
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    zapataxiv Black Belt

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    Is that the scuttlebutt? He’s always had that bomb waiting to drop and he would always hint at it.
    But his bad could it have been this is sherdog after all.
     
  15. A.S. Deep

    A.S. Deep Black Belt

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    Haha I figured this reply would eventually come. The issue is that I understandably can't give pics of my or the girls' faces. I'll think of some way to give proof.

    Also, it's typically not that hard to tell who is bullshitting online based on how they post and what advice they give.
     
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  16. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    100 chicks?

    Enjoy the burn while you pee.
     
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  17. Jack Stevonovich

    Jack Stevonovich Purple Belt

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    One day you'll be an average sherdogger @A.S. Deep one day.

    just have them brand your initials into them and take body shots including said brand.
     
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  18. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    Why are you here?
     
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  19. Bombadil

    Bombadil You gave me yellow card, but i still love you. Double Yellow Card

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    Failed at 1
     
  20. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    LOL. Was that all it took`?
    Its not because of all the whining for years. AND the snitching on other posters to Crave?
    See OTer snitches on each other to CRAVE. Thats how OT they are.

    EDIT yes it was the crave thing

    https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/the-ot-is-closed.3938587/
     
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