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Stopped reading at "butt stuff" lol..
Lmao as a Christian, I find this story hilarious. But, I have gone through the same things. People are fucking stupid, speaking in tongues is supposed to allow you to be understood by anyone regardless of language, not speaking in gibberish really intensely. I mean, it's literally the exact opposite. Those people always seem to want money, too. There's always someone who has to top everyone else with their displays too, like they're the most overwhelmed.
They would not stop asking for money. It was insane. And everytime they asked for money they kept playing this peaceful piano music and saying "doesn't it feel so good to give?" And all sorts of stuff.
The tongues thing was weird, but old creepy looking dudes spinning in circles and yelling at the top of their lungs was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Thank god I was stoned for it.
Also the entire time this woman in her sixties kept winking at me and giving me the fuck me eyes while we husband kept yelling "jeeeeesus. Jeeeeeesus thank you Jeesus"
Dumb thread. Was made just to bait people into trashing organized religion. Try better
Last time I went to a revival like that, they kept talking about how giving will make you rich because you'll get it back 10 fold. I thought it was such bullshit. You don't give give to get back, you give to help, you give to ease suffering, not because you might get a new truck out of it. They were even saying you should give an amount of money that makes you uneasy that you might not make it, because only then is it an act of faith. When you grow up with nights of no electricity and balogna and ketchup for dinner, giving enough to make me worry is a pretty huge request.
They used to do laps around the place. Like running around the pews as everyone sang, that was pretty weird lol. I grew up in an old Lutheran Church and there wasn't an ounce of emotion in the building. No one says a word or makes a move unless they're instructed to, so the difference was so incredibly jarring. It was a culture shock for sure.
Dumb thread. Was made just to bait people into trashing organized religion. Try better
Yeah, that's it.
Well if you are going to try to get somebody to back you to pretend being a church going guy to continue hooking up with some dame then you should probably change your whole approach to hooking up/dating.
Try finding yourself a nice guy at the library or local internet cafe.
There's always someone who has to top everyone else with their displays too, like they're the most overwhelmed.
Well if you are going to try to get somebody to back you to pretend being a church going guy to continue hooking up with some dame then you should probably change your whole approach to hooking up/dating.
Try finding yourself a nice guy at the library or local internet cafe.
It sounded like he went because she wanted him to, not because he was tricking her in to thinking he was already going. And I've dated girls less in to the church than her and they all have been pretty adamant about me going to church with them.
So what your telling me is I need to convert the old lady to finally get a little anal action? Great.........
Keep on getting the butt for a little while longer. It might be awhile b4 you find another chick that gives up the butt.
Just get drunk and start spitting out some old school Too $hort, when they ask you to speak in tongues. One of my fav. lines is, "Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job. She licked my d1ck, up and down, like it was corn on the cob" in reference to the late Nancy Reagan.
Almost every dick I date gives up the butt.. Tattoos and a Mohawk. My dick is a magnet for fucked up girls.
Maybe I'll just do scat man. Bee dot da badda Bo.