I Watch Dr. Phil...

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

...on YouTube. I find his insights fascinating. I also like his anecdotes.

"You can shave a squirrel and put it on a roller coaster, but that ain't gonna bake you a cake." Profound.

 

[minute bull]

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

I only watch if cash me ousside girl is on...

 

[Omegaboy13]

Minus the exploitation of mentally deficient individuals I’m all in with Dr. Phil. In fact, I don’t even care that he exploits people And their issues, because most of them are idiots.

 

[IIIIIIII]

i only watch when he has kenny florini on.

 

[punky brewster]

 

[SFMMA]

You know how I know you’re gay?

 

[Zer]

You know how I know you’re gay?

Isn't it mostly about random jailbait slutting it up in front of their parents? Nothing gay about that bro.

Edit: I may have actually made ts look worse now. I'm outta here

 

[Deleted member 220895]

WHAT WERE YOU THAINKIN???

Is what his show should be called.

 

[Don Quixote]

He’s actually pretty funny.

There was this dude on there that served his wife fraudulent divorce papers. The guy insisted to Dr. Phil that the papers are real.

The dude: “The divorce papers are real.”

Dr. Phil: “There real as in real paper....they did come from trees you’re right.”

 

[Jack Reacheround]

“You can beat off a polar bear, but that don’t make you a circus midget.” - Dr. Phil

 

[Rygu]

He's my favorite fake Psychologist.

 

[loyalyolayal]

"You can shave a squirrel and put it on a roller coaster, but that ain't gonna bake you a cake." Profound.

You sure that's not a @Clippy quote?

 

[ajwbjj87]

Did you know he had a vasectomy and then had it reversed ? He used to bring that up a lot on Oprah... or so my mom tells me.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Say what you want about Dr Phil, and I'll probably agree with the majority of it, but this was legit hilarious.

 

[genecop]

He is a Major League Asshole

 

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

You sure that's not a @Clippy quote?

I think he stole it from Dr. Phil.

 

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

You know how I know you’re gay?

How?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Dude has the easiest job in the world. He gets to make fun of the lowest hanging fruit in America and then he uses his doctorate in psychology to tell them to knock it off. What a life.

 

[Hognoxious]