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Don't you hate that. Me and the wife, going across to a near by village to get sea food. She got the hunger pains bad. I could eat too. Let's do this! Drive drive drive.
Construction zone
Wait wait wait
Get past it.
Our stomachs growl at each other, the drive resumes. Drive faster to make up lost time. I don't give a fuck
Another even lengthier construction zone
Waiting waiting waiting - EPIC wait. I get to know the white van ahead of me. I study it as we listen to music, quiet - Hanger pains ensue.
Wait wait wait.
The white van in front of me turns off it's engine .... fuck ... not a good sign. How long is the wait!?!? Nothing to see.
I play my favourite game.
I pull up slghtly and look back as the car behind me pulls up slightly, and each vehicle behind that, back to eternity.
I do it again, everyone plays. It's making the time go by. We're really close to the white van and the wife tells me to stop.
Waiting waiting waiting. OMG a 7 minute song just completed. I hang my arm out the window and get an uneven tan.
White van in front of me, white van.
This sucks ... still waiting. Like an absurdly long time.
I can now close my eyes and still see the white van.
Finally an army of vehicles from beyond the construction zone pass by, we know it's our turn.
Everyone turns their vehicles back on.
I look at the all too familiar white van ahead of me, it begins to move, slowly, a few car lengths and turns into his home
OMG
I laughed SOOOOOO hard. The guy was THAT close to his home and had to wait in a construction zone for soooo long.
Like I needed that punchline to get over the rage of the construction zone shit. Following that damn truck with the follow me sign .... like really? It's not a labyrinth I don't need to follow the "follow me" truck.
But that white van guy, hot damn. If I was him I would have just left my vehicle, made some sweet sweet mac and cheese, sat back, ate it up, watched a show and came back out to move the vehicle when it was time.
Damn man to be so close yet so far
Really makes you think
Construction zone
Wait wait wait
Get past it.
Our stomachs growl at each other, the drive resumes. Drive faster to make up lost time. I don't give a fuck
Another even lengthier construction zone
Waiting waiting waiting - EPIC wait. I get to know the white van ahead of me. I study it as we listen to music, quiet - Hanger pains ensue.
Wait wait wait.
The white van in front of me turns off it's engine .... fuck ... not a good sign. How long is the wait!?!? Nothing to see.
I play my favourite game.
I pull up slghtly and look back as the car behind me pulls up slightly, and each vehicle behind that, back to eternity.
I do it again, everyone plays. It's making the time go by. We're really close to the white van and the wife tells me to stop.
Waiting waiting waiting. OMG a 7 minute song just completed. I hang my arm out the window and get an uneven tan.
White van in front of me, white van.
This sucks ... still waiting. Like an absurdly long time.
I can now close my eyes and still see the white van.
Finally an army of vehicles from beyond the construction zone pass by, we know it's our turn.
Everyone turns their vehicles back on.
I look at the all too familiar white van ahead of me, it begins to move, slowly, a few car lengths and turns into his home
OMG
I laughed SOOOOOO hard. The guy was THAT close to his home and had to wait in a construction zone for soooo long.
Like I needed that punchline to get over the rage of the construction zone shit. Following that damn truck with the follow me sign .... like really? It's not a labyrinth I don't need to follow the "follow me" truck.
But that white van guy, hot damn. If I was him I would have just left my vehicle, made some sweet sweet mac and cheese, sat back, ate it up, watched a show and came back out to move the vehicle when it was time.
Damn man to be so close yet so far
Really makes you think
this was REALLY well written! It takes serious skill to write that way and it won't get the appreciation it deserves here....but well done man. Truly, well done.
