I was at a Porn Convention today....

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Ladies and gentleman today was a very fun filled day. I started the day when I got a call from a buddy of mine at 9:30 a.m. and asked me if I was ready to accept my birthday present. I said "Yeah go for it. What is it?". He said, "Get ready I am on the way to pick you up we are heading for Erotica LA". I get ready as fast as I can, spray myself with my colgone hehe and head out. We get there and the place was packed.

There were lots of hot chicks everywhere. Aside from the hot porn babes like Jill Kelly, Jewel DeNile, Devin, Mike Tan, Tera Patrick, there were babes that WENT to the porn convention and were totally hot. Couples, singles you name it. They had all sorts of things for sale. DVDs Videos, condoms, flavorings, hehe oral vibrators, haha. It was a fun filled day. I took pictures and autographs with all the babes above and others. It was a pretty cool birthday present and the first time I had been to a place like this. Alot of the girls were pretty smart despite the stereotype. Some were in porn to make money to get throuigh colleges because the average lifespan of a porn star is 5 to 7 years.

The convention is held every June, although I am not sure on the dates. The industry looks very powerful and wealthy. Most of the time these hot girls were surrounded by older men with suits and a gut and you could tell they had money and were part of the producers/directors, etc. I would like to go again next year because I had alot of fun and hopefully take my girl with me next time cuz I think it will be sort of kinky fun. So I just thought I would share this with the Sherdog crew and hope I don't get laffed at for sharing a very dorky life a lead. Cheers!
 
Nice sarcasm Hehe. But I did enjoy it.
 
Good stuff my mam..pretty jelous myself. Next time ask for an audition.:D
 
Haha its pretty hard to get a chubby when theres alot of people around. i would much rather walk Tara Patrick to my car and then I'd get my chubby.
 
She is one hot bitch.........you see her close up? If so is ahe as hot in person?
 
Porn is good.

Where do you get info on convention dates? :D
 
Fuck man, porn convention in LA today! I coulda been there had I known. I'm disappointed.
 
have any of you smooth pimps seen flesh hunter with krystal steal?? that chick is in my dreams every night*:D
 
Great sounding day, gotta love porn chicks, even if screwing them would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway
 
Originally posted by seldomTap
Great sounding day, gotta love porn chicks, even if screwing them would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway

So you take em in the ass...then it's closer to normal.. :D

We need porn conventions up here, but this town is full of fuckin prudes...:mad:
 
Originally posted by Tiki


So you take em in the ass...then it's closer to normal.. :D


Yeah true, but then I guess not everyone has the endowment of a tic tac like myself...
 
I been to a couple Porn Conventions working as lead management and tech support for these people. It's funny how when you see them in person, ya just can't keep thinking about the miles and miles of COCK they have taken.. the excitement goes down the drain.
 
I'd give my right nut to go to a porn con.

I tried to drag my ex to one of those but she was less than impressed at the idea.... LOL.

- The Jake
 
Yes Tara Patrick is fucking hot in person. She is really good looking alot with Devin and a buncha others. She did take a picture with me hehehehe. Although porn chicks look rather tiny in person. To me they seem to look gigantic in porn movies.
 
taking your ex???

were you planning to turn her out?
 
Originally posted by Bumble_Bee_Tuna
Yes Tara Patrick is fucking hot in person. She is really good looking alot with Devin and a buncha others. She did take a picture with me hehehehe. Although porn chicks look rather tiny in person. To me they seem to look gigantic in porn movies.

You better post that pic!
 

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